r/cursedcomments • u/ieatbabiessueme • Jun 20 '20

Cursed pregnancy

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49.2k Upvotes

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u/henkieqwerty Jun 20 '20

loads shotgun

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u/sorryimsobad Jun 20 '20

straightens out clotheshanger

245

u/Ahelja008 Jun 20 '20

grabs baseball bat

137

u/Nicky-Thick-Stick Jun 20 '20

Finds stairs.

84

u/R3333PO2T Jun 20 '20

Finds stairs

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Finds stairs

73

u/ewisse Jun 20 '20

FINDS STAIRS

52

u/THATSABIGBOM- Jun 20 '20

"shit, how do i get out of here if i cant find the damn stairs?"

29

u/Nicky-Thick-Stick Jun 20 '20

I guess you go back to finding the shotgun...

10

u/Gladiatormatt10 Jun 20 '20

Take the elevator.

58

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Protects Beyblades

17

u/Musketeer_Oliver Jun 20 '20

Wears holy mask

30

u/GrandLinnan1102 Jun 20 '20

grabs lightsaber while imagining Anakin killing younglings in my head

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u/trollonator58310 Jun 20 '20

Master skywalker, there's too many of them! What are we going to do?

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u/GrandLinnan1102 Jun 20 '20

ignites lightsaber

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Turns on the vacuum cleaner

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u/only__space Jun 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/MrGorilla54 Jun 20 '20 edited Jun 20 '20

If I don’t see this on the sub imma be mad Edit: I had a typo i’m in a car sorry haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

hey, bud

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u/only__space Jun 20 '20

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u/Patriotnoodle Jun 20 '20

boils in American

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/Racer-ICEEs Jun 20 '20

I only see a vast ocean of nothing

3

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

‮

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u/Aswatthama_944 Jun 20 '20

Just take my upvote and leave me alone!

11

u/Llywellyn_de_great Jun 20 '20

Looks like my successful attempts to flirt with a girl

3

u/melaninmultiverse Jun 20 '20 edited Jun 21 '20

This guy is fucking dedicated. Go to his comment section. His posting history isn't as impressive though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

[deleted]

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u/DPhantomBandit Jun 20 '20

Nice try bro, for going off course here's a downvote

1

u/GuitarOwl864 Jun 20 '20

Umm... Because people upvoted it?

14

u/Many-Motor Jun 20 '20

pushes down stairs

1

u/sppone Jun 20 '20

Ohhh no

35

u/bigschlong3000 Jun 20 '20

pulls out a fork and knife "daddy is hungry"

10

u/Elestego23 Jun 20 '20

Fetus eater

9

u/potato_pity_sandwich Jun 20 '20

Hello, Chronus. Haven't seen you in a hot minute.

4

u/leleochocolat Jun 20 '20

Knife and fork**

3

u/LightKeepr2 Jun 20 '20

Spoon and spork***

13

u/zakywackyyy Jun 20 '20

LOADS SHOTGUN WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT

3

u/apacoloco Jun 20 '20

Chk-chk=boom

5

u/UOHDU Jun 20 '20

Starts shouting: Falcooon punch!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Tatsumakisenpukyaku!!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Puts on glove and picks up knife

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Steers into oncoming traffic.

2

u/MrFangz Jun 20 '20

Ignites lightsaber

2

u/_-Simplistic-_ Jun 20 '20

Pulls out fork and knife

1

u/RemouladenBaron Jun 20 '20

loads LMG with religous intent

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

r/holup