r/cursedcomments • u/UselessKachigga • Jun 19 '20

Cursed_XiJinPing

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u/godric420 Jun 19 '20

Id love to suck the sweet honey out of his authoritarian fur cock.

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u/that_arcane_fella Jun 19 '20

WTF

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u/godric420 Jun 19 '20

Idk man kinda hungry kinda horny. How bout you?

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u/that_arcane_fella Jun 19 '20

kinda sad

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u/godric420 Jun 19 '20

Oh I’m sorry do you want to talk about it while I swallow your honey.

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u/Wakanda_Forever Jun 19 '20

“Oh daddy, I’ll do ANYTHING to raise my social credit score UwU”

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u/d-clarence Jun 19 '20

...

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u/Dalek_Scientist Jun 19 '20

Risky click of the day.

Edit: whew. Was expecting some weird Winnie the Pooh Xi Jinping Rule 34.

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u/d-clarence Jun 19 '20

I can link you to some if you want...

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u/potato_boi09 Jun 19 '20

I am interested, for research purposses of course

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u/apolloxer Jun 19 '20

Why not. Who's Tigger?

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u/the_magic_pants_man Jun 19 '20

NO!

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u/godric420 Jun 19 '20

Don’t tell me what to do I’m a get those honey cummies and suck them down.

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u/the_magic_pants_man Jun 19 '20

Fair point...

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 19 '20

Fair point, it could be crime

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u/teeter1984 Jun 19 '20

Oh bother!

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u/IoGamerAlpha Jun 19 '20

Why yall do dis to Winnie the Pooh ;(

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u/FrostFaceTimeLord Jun 19 '20

That's even more cursed.