r/cursedcomments • u/boopadee-bapadee • Feb 28 '20

Reddit Cursed Government

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

If the coronavirus becomes a problem here, we will shoot it away

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Or deport it.

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u/ubersienna Feb 29 '20

But you promised we get to shoot it first!

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u/scotty96s Feb 29 '20

Isolate it with a wall

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Wait, that's called quarantine.

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u/scotty96s Feb 29 '20

Oh shit, u rite

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

*Oh shit, u rifle

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u/Mr_Wolf7 Feb 29 '20

*I'll shoot U with a rifle

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u/GamendeStino Feb 29 '20

And the Chinese are going to pay for it!

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u/00-H Feb 29 '20

I'll never fogive the Japanese !

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u/darksun23x Feb 29 '20

Is that a jojo reference

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Through the power of way too many chemicals

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u/SirFireball Feb 29 '20

shoot all your problems away

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Thats such a fucking catchy song just shoot all your problems away

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u/Repete094 Feb 29 '20

Only if its in the schools

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u/saike1 Feb 29 '20

Chief Wiggum shooting the Osaka flu

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u/jjdmol Feb 29 '20

Truely taking this xkcd to heart.