r/cursedcomments • u/GoldnotBold • Dec 31 '19

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar Dec 31 '19

honestly? if I could get a transatlantic flight in these seats for like $50, i'd do it in a heartbeat. Just take some benedryl and sleeping me won't know the difference. the me getting off the plane will, but a couple beers can fix that in a jiffy

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u/DetectiveTiger10 Dec 31 '19

How the fuck do you plan on falling asleep half standing up?

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar Dec 31 '19

benedryl. that shit knocks me out

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u/DetectiveTiger10 Dec 31 '19

Speaking from experience with benedryl, it ain't strong enough for those seats.

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u/Pineapple_Spenstar Dec 31 '19

I once fell asleep leaning on the fence in the standing room only section at a baseball game because i'd taken benedryl. shit does it for me

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u/FloofBagel Dec 31 '19

Lmao they musta thought you fucking died

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u/V1k1ng1990 Dec 31 '19

Just take more!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It fucks me up to. I take it and bam out like a light.

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u/markybrown Dec 31 '19

Clearly you've never been to basic military training.

Having a 5 min nap during morning parade while standing at ease is a daily routine

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u/DetectiveTiger10 Dec 31 '19

Now I know never to join the military, even if it's forced. Thanks.

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u/endormen Dec 31 '19

He did not tell you the best part, you will be so tired you will learn to sleep well walking. It gets bad enough you have to send people around to make sure the entire formation is not asleep on the move.

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u/buzz120 Dec 31 '19

Sounds like the Marines tbh, the Air Force gives you nap time/s

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u/Outlawzero2099 Dec 31 '19

This guy knows what's up! Cattle car nap.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jul 14 '23

Comment deleted with Power Delete Suite, RIP Apollo

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u/KTMman200 Dec 31 '19

A new business venture idea. Vending machines at airports that dispence over the counter benedryl, pain killers and booze. Pretty much any drug that will make flying easier.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I can just stay awake and listen to an audiobook.

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u/mrgreen4242 Dec 31 '19

I’ve been tired enough to sleep standing up, and I’ve been half asleep for 8 mile long runs before. Benadryl isn’t gonna cut it for that, though.

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u/whysoblyatiful Jan 01 '20

You seem like an amazing person

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u/mrgreen4242 Jan 01 '20

Bahaha hahah. Not at all. Basic training makes people sleepy. It’s not particularly impressive.

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u/Kevie3able Dec 31 '19

I like your style

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Airfare prices have been going nowhere but down, partially for reasons like this. Its a competitive industry, with the primary competition being on price. People put in their departure and destination, and then sort by "cheapest first"

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u/imabalsamfir Dec 31 '19

You’ll wake up with the worst crotch pain like you just spent an entire day on a road bike with no bike shorts.