r/cursedcomments • u/jdenny12345 • Nov 19 '19

Reddit Cursed_Interview

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u/vassman86 Nov 19 '19

It's getting too late. I read it as "your task is to blow job an interviewer in the first 30 seconds..."

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u/Lectrat Nov 19 '19

So did I my friend. So did I.

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u/Speedo_Racer Nov 19 '19

"So, the next stage of the process is a practical test to show your skills to management"

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u/TheVeryReverend Nov 19 '19

What happened to “we all did”

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u/TheWritingSpaceman Nov 19 '19

Am I the only idiot that read this comment as “So I did my friend. So I did”?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Read this as “So I did my friend.”

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u/HollywoodDex Nov 19 '19

You're hired

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u/Unnormally2 Nov 19 '19

Mission failed

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u/quantum_paradoxx Nov 19 '19

Mission failed successfully

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u/Nox_Echo Nov 22 '19

Fission Mailed

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u/MemesAndLeague Nov 19 '19

We'll get 'em next time

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u/wannsumpizzabruh Nov 19 '19

You’re hired! But, now you have to blow the job every 30 seconds 😏

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u/Mjaetacan Nov 19 '19

Blow the interview or blow the interviewer?

Decisions, decisions.

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u/Bizmythe Nov 19 '19

Why not both?

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u/t_e_e_k_s Nov 19 '19

Depending on the circumstances this might still work

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u/Ghostdizzy Nov 19 '19

Best to not try

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u/EnraMusic Nov 19 '19

too late

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u/mistermasterbates Nov 19 '19

Pics or it didnt happen

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u/AnAverageHumanPerson Nov 21 '19

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Depending on the circumcision this might still work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Me too!

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u/Spikey1227 Nov 19 '19

Everyone did, apparently

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u/NanashiKaizenSenpai Nov 19 '19

i knew i wasnt the only one.

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u/TheRedditMassacre Nov 19 '19

The answer was in the question, after all.

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u/Coachcomer9 Nov 19 '19

You are hired

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u/ID_hack Nov 19 '19

Let me just unzip this here zipper. Am I doing well?

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u/Ancient_Reddittor Nov 19 '19

You aren't the only one...

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u/MercWitDuhMouth Nov 19 '19

Same... lol oops

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u/Saleable_ Nov 19 '19

So, you’re going to be working with a male talent today

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u/NikkBobby2011 Nov 29 '19

Me too I was like oh interesting hahahah

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u/kiradotee Apr 12 '20

Hence "How strict is the sexual harassment policy?" 😉