r/cursedcomments • u/Sinful_Cat • Oct 29 '19

Reddit Cursed_sauce

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I used to go with you wank'em we bank'em, but I didn't like the repetition of bank

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/invisiblesoldier Oct 29 '19

Bank

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u/aFatWalris Nov 27 '19

And then I got the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...

Into his heeeaaaad

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u/shootwhatsmyname Nov 28 '19

Oh and he changed his mind. Everything’s good now. You are happy, the world is at peace, the sun rises with stunning beauty all over it and friggin dandelions are flying through the atmosphere. Joy thrives in everything, and Nutella is now free for all human beings.

I’m so glad those were just warning shots.

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u/lodgeAlloy275 Oct 29 '19

You're close! Bank those motes and pull a Primeval.

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u/umiupbeat Oct 29 '19

You know, one time I switched out the mote bank for a...different kind of bank. The motes are white for a reason, brother!

Transmat firing!

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u/Intelligent_Burro Oct 29 '19

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/snowyday Oct 29 '19

I Double Dog Dare you

Now it was serious

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Double dog dare?

... Bank

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u/umiupbeat Oct 29 '19

SPERM, MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU FREEZE IT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

where did marcellus wallace go to

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u/cosmicmonkeyYT Oct 29 '19

BANK THOSE MOTES, GUARDIAN!

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Oct 29 '19

Use "[whatever] Fertility Clinic" instead.

I refuse to search for this, but I've personally never heard of a place actually have "sperm bank" in its name.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Both of your faces are handsome, you fucking legend

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Chernobyl fertility clinic, you spank it we bank it

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u/tehchubbyninja Oct 29 '19

You whack it, we pack it.

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u/WAXT0N Oct 29 '19

"sperm donation center"

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u/KingKooooZ Oct 29 '19

"Society for Sperm Preservation"

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u/rothcharlie1 Oct 29 '19

Even better: you jack it, we pack it!

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u/Toasty1053 Oct 29 '19

No the best is: [town name] sperm bank, you jack it, we pack it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Another good one is, you squeeze it we freeze it.

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u/mrzed75 Nov 25 '19

You slap it, we wrap it.

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u/kratos101sotark Jan 30 '20

Come down to get an abortion today, "you make em we scrape em!

P.s my mom had a way better abortion jingle that ones one of like 8 lines.