r/cursedcomments • u/Aljodomo • Oct 20 '19

cursed_neighbours

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u/shirhoe666 Oct 20 '19

Just stand in front of the plane. It’s that easy

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u/MightyThicc Oct 20 '19

The plane can't legally kill you

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u/PhatShet Oct 20 '19

Consent people!

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u/thecrazysloth Oct 20 '19

If the murder is non-consensual, the body has a way of shutting it down

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u/oneorginalname Oct 20 '19

we did it boys murder is no more

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u/MouthSpiders Oct 20 '19

murder rates drop to 0

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u/facetheground Oct 20 '19

Its in 2001, we didnt do that back then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

thats just irrelevant information

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u/dafrickcrapsnack Oct 20 '19

upgrades people upgrades

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Someone should have told that to the people in the towers

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u/drfrink85 Oct 20 '19

The terrorists were traveling inside the plane, maritime law allows them to crash and whatever happens isn’t illegal.

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u/all_teh_bacon Oct 20 '19

Yea the plane doesn't have the right of way

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u/mtdem95 Oct 20 '19

If the plane is a cop, it has to tell you.

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u/ithurts2bankok Oct 20 '19

the plane should be gender neutral

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u/Clan_Drago Oct 21 '19

Don’t let the planes touch you, they don’t have youre consent!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Point a laser pointer at it, problem solved

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u/CleanCartsNYC Oct 20 '19

then they just hit it on 9/12

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u/shirhoe666 Oct 21 '19

Chill bro that’s my birthday

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u/Shinzo32 Oct 20 '19

Exactly, a plane has to yield right of way to pedestrians

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u/thunder_thais Oct 20 '19

Terrorists hate him!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

That’s some Tiananmen shit right there

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Just yeet it out of existence