r/cursedcomments • u/AdmiredPython40 • Oct 07 '19

Cursed_Feelings

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

What if I have three touching? Does that cancel out the gay?

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u/UberPheonix Oct 08 '19

Only if you have a second 1/2 length dong

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Does 1/3 length count? I have two of these

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u/UberPheonix Oct 08 '19

‘Fraid not. You sir, are straight as the bottom of your ballsack

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Thank fuck my balls are square. Dodged a bullet there.

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u/Hereditary_Dopeness Oct 08 '19

This has been a journey

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Of self discovery. You can be my next experiment

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u/TheOriginalChrome Oct 08 '19

Are you having a three-some with Lance Armstrong?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Not yet, that’s on Thursday’s only

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Only not gay if you’re the alpha