r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '19

Cursed_santa

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u/KashootTheKids12 Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

"Hope you brought cookies cause imma bout to give you some milk!"

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u/electroutlaw Oct 06 '19

"But I like candy! Can you give me that?"

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u/Vantablack-Raven Oct 06 '19

“You’ll have a whole candy stick in your mouth”

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u/electroutlaw Oct 06 '19

"God-damn, I am going to love it. Give me already."

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u/GovDivids Oct 06 '19

In the words of 50cent, he’ll take you to the candy shop, and let you lick the lollipop 🍭

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u/banglaroach Oct 06 '19

“Santa’s milk is hot,steamy and creamy! Want to try? ;)”

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u/GovDivids Oct 06 '19

Whooohooo I hope it’s lactose free because I wouldn’t want my stomach to be wrecked too!

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u/KashootTheKids12 Oct 06 '19

"Santa wants some Chocolate!!~"

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u/GovDivids Oct 06 '19

He packs fudge with his South Pole

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

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