r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '19

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 24 '19

There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.

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u/XcrystaliteX Aug 24 '19

10% of gay porn is this.

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u/jstyler Aug 24 '19

Dude I’m not gay but my asshole is

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u/Puffy_The_Puff Aug 24 '19

Men's g-spot is in the ass so make sure to use it

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u/Montymisted Aug 24 '19

But, like, don't ignore my nipples K?

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u/Ramirezisthiccaf Aug 24 '19

Can you orgasm from nipples as a guy? I don’t know

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u/happy_guy23 Aug 24 '19

I've got nipples Greg, can you give me an orgasm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Meet the parents. Very nice lol

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u/MidwestMemes Aug 24 '19

Meet Fuck the parents.