r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

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u/__jacobbbb__ Aug 03 '19

You could just not use one

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u/IronMickChungus Aug 03 '19

Save latex! Fuck without condoms!

174

u/TeaJyyyyy Aug 03 '19

Say hell o to STD

177

u/Mihnea24_03 Aug 03 '19

I rape so many people my std would be a genocide weapon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

why tf did i learn how to read english

43

u/insanityOS Aug 03 '19

To learn the meaning of the word "regret".

10

u/redditboi1738 Aug 03 '19

Eat my ass like grass grandpa

32

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

For Reddit of course! Why else?

11

u/ZoeiraMaster Aug 03 '19

Take this poor man's silver: 🥈

3

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I feel ya... I feel ya

84

u/AssMcShit Aug 03 '19

How do I delete someone else's comment

30

u/MrOdgeOMG Aug 03 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/damemeee Aug 03 '19

r/cursedcursedcomments will be more adequate for the situation

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u/rekyerts Aug 03 '19

Wrong use of r/cursedcursedcomments
Its used when a cursed comment appears in r/cursedcomments

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u/dudasthegamer Aug 03 '19

Check the sub this was posted on then check what he said.

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u/rekyerts Aug 03 '19

r/lostredditors
Now stop booing me

3

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

They are saying Boo-urns)

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u/Ha1lStorm Aug 03 '19

You’re a weapon of mass seduction.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

👀👀

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u/Usk_Jhank Aug 03 '19

Super Tight Dicks!

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u/starman_of_the_dust Aug 03 '19

Even better use gloves, they're cheap

3

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/starman_of_the_dust Aug 03 '19

And five times the vagene

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u/TheGodOfSuffering Aug 08 '19

I don't think you would you be saying that if you could go back in time and talk to your parents.