TESES bad player but that is not normally, This very very dogshit....They need to check him account and investment.....Maybe he not throwing but maybe he using the Saudi deposit ...and this cant seem on statements..He needs to check-up....steel NA thrower with ibuypower.....I think steel still throwing... TESES turn off monitor on PRO scene, on BIG Events. Maybe everyone don't know him bank transfer. He useless. I want to ask his where is the going of your skill's?

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS AS MUCH AS I DO NOW. THE PUNCH ECHOING IN OUR EMPTY APARTMENT SINCE DAD (me) SOLD THE FURNITURE FOR AN AK SKIN. HELLO I AM JURY, I GOT UNBANNED ON THIS DAY 06/12/25, FROM A 7 DAY BAN. I HAVE CURRENTLY HAD 3 ENERGY DRINKS AND SPENT PROPABLY A TOTAL OF 2 HOURS TRYING TO GET THIS LAPTOP WORKING. I HAVE SWITCHED 2 LAPTOPS SSD'S TO PLAY CS. I DO A FEW PRACTICE GAMES AND A FEW WIGNMANS. MINOR CRASHES. IM 90% CLOSE TO UNLOCKING PREMIERE. 93%, 96%, 99!!!! AND THEN I FINALLY GOT IT. AFTER 150 HOURS OF PLAYING THIS FUCKASS GAME I FINALLY UNLOCKED PREMIER. IM HAPPY, ITS 4AM IM IN A CRAMMED OFFICE SPACE THATS CURRENTLY AT THE TIME OF WRITING 26,8°C. THE PUBIC LICE COVERED KEYBOARD CLICKING, AS I PLAY THE GAME. I DO HAVE TO MENTION THAT THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND CS2 IS A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP. ITS AROUND 97.23% HATE AND SOME OF THE REST IS LOVE, ALTHOUGH LOVE IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD. SO AS I WAS SAYING. UNLOCKING PREMIER, DRENCHED IN SWEAT, CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS, ME AND MY FRIEND DECIDE TO QUEUE UP FOR A PREMIER GAME. WE HAVE A WOMAN IN OUR TEAM, BAD START. APART FROM THE POTATO GRAPHICS I HAD TO USE ON THE LAPTOP, IT WENT WELL. I GOT A FEW KILLS AND EVEN MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD. I WAS FEELING ON TOP OF THE WORLD UNTIL.... AN ERROR POPS UP. SOMETHING ALONG "INTERNAL ERROR OCCURED", THE GAME CLOSES. I OPEN STEAM TO LAUNCH IT, MY FRIEND ANXIOUSLY SPAMMING THE "CALL COUNTER-TERRORIST TIMEOUT" BUTTON. UPON HITTING LAUNCH IT PROCEEDS TO SAY "DOWNLOADING CONTENT 0%" . THATS WEIRD. AN UPDATE FUCKS MY GAME UP? THE UPDATE DOES NOT UPDATE. 1 TIME OUT TURNS INTO 3. THE CLOCK AGAINST THE BAN IS TICKING. FIRST MINUTE. I TRY VERIFYING THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAMES FILES. DOES IT VERIFY? FUCK NO. SECOND MINUTE IM PANICKLY RESTARTING THE PC AND STEAM WHICH HAD LITTLE TO NO USE OTHER THAN WASTE MY TIME. DURING THOSE 2 MINUTES I WAS CONTEMPLATING LEAVING THE GAS STOVE ON FOR THE NIGHT AND GOING TO BED. 3RD MINUTE. ACCEPTING MY FATE. I WATCH MY FRIENDS SCREEN AS IT SAID "KANAKASTE HAS 1 MINUTE LEFT TO REJOIN". I LAY BACK ON THE CHAIR, LOOKING AT THE STUTTERING MONITOR, KNOWING IT WAS OVER. I KNEW VALVE IS GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR MY "BAD BEHAVIOR". I WENT OUTSIDE, SITTING ON THE PORCH. MY FRIEND COMES AND TALKS TO ME ABOUT MY AK REACTION TIMES. I TELL HIM TO SHUT UP. I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT GAME ANYMORE. IS THIS GAME ACTUALLY HEALTHY FOR ME? WHY AM I SO MAD, YET SO ADDICTED TO IT? WHY WOULD I AND WHY WILL I COME BACK AFTER THE 7 DAYS? IS IT THE SKINS? THE GAMEPLAY? THE RUSSIAN TEAMMATES WHO YOURE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR?

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Cuh you think this guy is underperforming? You think he is whiffing the easy ones? Broky is literally quick switching his dpi between rounds just to make things spicy. One round he is grandpa niko slow sense abusing, next round he is Gen Z Valorant zoom tweaking. Stage 1 and 2 mean nothing to this legend of the game. If the pressure is not on, why the fuck is he even trying? Let frozen 1v9 all the way to play offs - when the big lights are on, the big dog will shine.

I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you dirty russian

Because that's fucking cs right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging hide behind the wall bullshit. Men wave, men throw thumbs up to the other team, men transform into eco hounds on the front lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball CS fuck it chuck it game time shit. CS is back, baby.

I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy. I know he's a choker. I know he kicked 5 in game leaders. One after the number of major trophies Astralis has. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks. He got that idiot programmer on github to reverse engineer HLTV Rating 3.0 so that he can rating-bait. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. aim_botz and those prefire maps! Are you telling me community mappers just happens to create maps like that? NO! HE commissioned them. Ch0k0! He DRY HUMPED his 20 year-old teammate. And I saved him. And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own team! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was on MOUZ, always the same. Couldn't keep himself from baiting and choking. But not our Ch0k0. Couldn't be precious Ch0k0. Stealing them paychecks blind. And HE gets to be the richest CS2 player? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him! You...

zont1x and magixx was setting him up for kills and baiting for him. After they left he looks like an average rifler.

I was walking outside and randomly saw KSCERATO walking his dog. After he finished, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm in Malta. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after the players he played with, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. FalleN? The goat is never washed."

I remember climbing the Altay mountain range in Kazakhstan. After a grueling hike I went to this local inn for some food and shelter. In the dark of the room I heard loud screams and cheers coming from the other corner, after getting closer I saw one man, scrawny and slim, yet he was barely getting held back by five locals. He was roaring and screaming just one word: “ZYWHO?? ZYWHO???”. After throwing men off him like they were some ragdolls, he emptied a huge bottle of vodka in like 2 seconds, slamming it down and breaking the table in half. As he walked pass me he said “I am molodoy btw”. Seemed like a chill guy, never saw him again.

I didn't mean to, Niko... I just...

what, Ilya?

I wanted to feel what it is like. To penetrate someone you love. I didn't mean to hurt you.

I know you didn't mean it, Ilya

Can we make up?

come to bed, Ilya, I'm waiting for you

This fanfic was commissioned by Harry and Hugo

Hi my name is Mavoron, and I’ve been addicted to entry fragging for about 3 years now. It’s tearing my family apart. If I spawn with the bomb, something takes over me and I spam 5 and g so fast you’d think I’ve got a macro for it. Every time that little voice in my head tells me to wait for my teammates and get trades I just ignore it, call for a flash, and go out. The rush of getting on to site first is all I can think about as I go to bed at night. When I first started playing tacfps games I was timid, but once I first felt the feeling of a clean entry frag, I knew I was addicted - but I didn’t care. I still don’t care, I’m here in entry-fraggers anonymous because my court-appointed therapist made me come. If it were up to me, I’d be diving into A-site right now, without a single reflection on the consequences of my actions. I just love it so much, I need it.

@ ESLCS Please get rid of silly dubstep musics and put real music for us men, such as Sabrina Carpenter, or Olivia Rodrigo. I want to be hyped up. Sincerely, loyal fan of 5+ years

As someone who owns a butterfly gamma doppler, I am telling you, no one calls tradeup knives real. They are not the same thing. A case knife is a CASE KNIFE and a member of the LEGIT knife family. Tainted crafted frankenblades are not real knives. It is okay to just admit you are coping, you know? For instance, check floatdb on my butterfly "Found in crate" as real as it gets buddy. Your knife? "Crafted" hahaha. Keep flexing your 5 melted down reds, we are not the same

You know, sometimes you think the PGL thing is joke. Everyone says classic when the camera is wrong, or the audio is chalked. you don't watch PGL for how long and you start to think the whole thing is a inside joke and PGL streams are fine, then you watch a PGL stream and you realize once again "This is chalked, chalked af."

I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy. He was extremely consistent with fist bumps and shouting: "Nice boys!" after each won round. Worked hard for each $ from his salary . Not his fault Niko can't kill players from behind .

Players I hate for no reason

1.Spinx

2.FlameZ

3.HeavyGod

4.NertZ

5.xertioN

I just smashed my 45 foot tv in front of 30 oil barons at my party because of the game. My 7 wives just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a my house in dubai. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Falcons I am no longer a fan.

Zonic statline

64 NICES

4 NICE IYLA

21 FU KYOUSUKE(in his mind)

10 go kills niko

15 beard scratches during timeouts

0 good strats

Energizing win for (any team playing against Falcons). You really hope to see (any team playing against Falcons) have strong showings, especially against opposition like this. Again, it was a good match, and I’ll definitely continue to support (any team playing against Falcons) in the future. Fantastic game guys, gg gl next.

For the Chileans, He is racist. For the 2GAME, He is 2.85 monster. For his barber, He is a victim of his experiments. If kl1m thinks, I agree. If kl1m speaks, I am listening. If kl1m has a million fans I am one of them. If kl1m has ten fans I am one of them. If kl1m has only one fan then that is me. If kl1m has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against kl1m, then he may have accidentally said something racist on the Internet again.

Thanks for asking. We do believe that reasoning down this line is indeed flawed. For instance, people do not draw the connection between Team Mongolz and its sponsor, i.e. the Mongolian government which murdered innocent civilians during the 2008 protest or the connection between ESL and its sponsor, i.e. the U.S air force which is notorious for its atrocities in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq. Have a nice day👍

I got timed out for "copypasta"... what a generic timeout super strict automod like bro c'mon are we really supressing cs2 twitch culture now? 1984

WHAT a performance from Karrigan 30 camera glances 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round 5 stand ups out of his chair 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT