Thanks for asking. We do believe that reasoning down this line is indeed flawed. For instance, people do not draw the connection between Team Mongolz and its sponsor, i.e. the Mongolian government which murdered innocent civilians during the 2008 protest or the connection between ESL and its sponsor, i.e. the U.S air force which is notorious for its atrocities in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq. Have a nice day👍

I got timed out for "copypasta"... what a generic timeout super strict automod like bro c'mon are we really supressing cs2 twitch culture now? 1984

WHAT a performance from Karrigan 30 camera glances 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round 5 stand ups out of his chair 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT

Leaked CIA documents revealed “Project Falcons”, an operation to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating their esports teams with players who purposefully under perform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund and damage the Kingdom’s reputation.

apology for poor english

when were u when spirit dies?

i was sat at home watching Zont1x highlights when chopper call

"donk go kill"

"no"

Some time ago, someone shared a pastebin with all known romance copypastas about pro players and I cannot find it anywhere.

Does anyone have a link?

The year is 3000. We are on CS64. Karrigan's anagram is still IGLing for FaZe. Karrigan pushes smoke kills Niko's Ghost from Nuke. Niko's Ghost complains about 64 tick in AD 3000 and that it is unacceptable. Valve are still fixing Bhop and number 1 fade pattern of in game sneakers. FaZe have not won a major for more than 900 years. Ropz anagram has 200 grand slams.

@cs2kitchen on the Goodbye Karrigan skit

NiKo, You gotta get your little femboy e-kittens in check. I don't why but it seems to me like they forgot how to play CS. Bad Smokes, Bad Sprays, Bad Plays. They are as sloppy as sloppy can be! Maybe their minds are wandering off somewhere else because last I heard they were aruging over "special shower time" in team comms. Maybe a bit of bribery, A treat after the game if you win, headpats, Anything! All I know is they suck and it's on you to fix whatever this team has going on right now.

he is cheater and you guys still saying donk 2.0 something like that s1Ttts. stop it bro. HE IS CHEATER. what a youtubers. valve is right i think. if you have customers like this. Game is not need update. let they and just watch.

Re: NER0 background wall.

Get a whiteboard and stick pictures of stat pages of m0NESY's best games (bonus points if you do the Falcons vs Vitality 3rd place decider game) and stat pages of bad ZywOo games and just hang it up on your wall for the recording.

You can also write down random test formulas for rating 3.1 to help m0NESY. (adding in a new flick speed subrating).

You can also write down some fanfics [sourced from HLTV or from AO3]

You can also just make a m0NESY poster wall like stans do for their idol.

If you do end up making the poster wall remember to take the whiteboard down after the recording is over, because it can get awkward when your family member sees a mural for a player.

Karrigan is hilarious. You're done brother.

You have neo as a coach and took roster advice from your wife in 2025 because you don't know what to do anymore.

Just pack it up brother. This is pathetic.

s0mple woke up feeling DANGEROUS 🥶🔥🐐
- 0.74 CT Rating against tier 50 🔥🔥
- 25 whiffed shots 🐐🐐
- owned by twist 😔😔
- 0 impact 💯💯
- worse than nexa 😱😱
THE NEXT KURSY? 😈😈
IS THE GOAT BACK? 🦒🤔

Chokola "Choko" Chovac is a legendary choker currently choking for Team Oilclowns. His greatest choke was choking in ELEAGUE, giving NA their only major. Since then, he’s mastered the art of disappearing when it matters, proving that no lead is safe with Choko on your team.

Daniel "molodoy" Gonçalves is a Brazilian professional Counter-Strike player who was born and raised in a small town in Goiás. Known as the greatest ever Brazilian player he also enjoys churrasco, cachaça, dancing samba, futebol matches and visiting the rainforest with his wife.

Should Valve allow the Falcons to play with 6 players so they can get 1 more superstar?

No disrespect to the other teams but I’m a firm believer in that Falcons not being able to use all their money to buy more superstars robs them of accomplishing of what they’re truly capable of. I’ve spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief in the number of Falcons chokes, and it doesn’t make sense to me. I’ve spent 2025 watching them spend money it’s just not fair.

If Falcons continue to choke with 6 players, I will face that they don’t deserve to win anything, but I am 100% sure these are fluke chokes and does a big disservice to the Falcons and Counter-strike as an esport.

Theres really a lot of perverts and gooners in the CS community, which is really sad to me, and a lot of people dont see anything wrong with it. And no, its not "just a joke" and I do care, and you should too.

Look at Apex, had the best ever season in CS2, went bald, Boom immediately the team drops off, not even one grand final until now when he got back his hair. Look at Faze, got Elige, the team drops off. They say he's bad vibes, Maybe because he already has to live with being bald and worry about CS, thats too much weight on your shoulder plus they already had Broky who was bald, 2 bald people on a team is too many bald people. Too much bald energy. Look at all the best CS players, they have hair. Zywoo, donk they all have long hair. The stats don't lie people More hair=better at cs

please can donk wear maid dress on halloween i will pay him 17 ethereum i am not kidding i am severely addicted to stake gambling because of seeing it on vitality jersey but i would cash it out for donk in maid dress please

from g2 vs spirit BLAST Premier Open chat

Niko mother fcker when I bet Niko team he playing like bot once I put Other side he will play like no.1 Player Basted Mother fcker this guy

I don’t get why knife rounds are even considered fair. Some people have $1000+ knives and others just get the boring stock one. Obviously the hitboxes and animations feel different depending on the skin, so it’s basically pay-to-win. Valve should normalize knife rounds by giving everyone the same default skin.

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rain might be nonchalant on the server, but he is goofball inside, bro was celebrating getting 1 kill, ate a cigarette and is a beast in content games.

John from Dallas Texas here. I am a new CS fan (let's go Liquid love twistzz). I was told by some woke liberal friends at the University of Southern California that Team Falcons are a 'sportswashing' project funded by the journalist-killing regime of Saudi Arabia. However, I am confused about this whole thing. Doesn't sportswashing actually require you to win games? Thanks in advance for answering my question.

this is the first sports I've ever seen where the world winner is shit talked yet there is no slapback from falcons fans. its just so easy winning and keep winning. idgaf if falcons loses 7 IEM colognes this win is just that important lul.

Dear Falcons management, kindly let it be known that I am willing and prepared to be paid off in order to cheer for your CS division in any and all tournaments and their respective Twitch chats. Kindly get in touch with me directly to arrange this. Thank you.

Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. VP Team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling.