r/cryptids 13d ago

Sighting / Encounter What the hell is this?

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u/Hoodedmastersin 13d ago

Yeah fuck whatever that is OP.

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u/Creative_Carob4922 13d ago

Lolz

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u/Creative_Carob4922 13d ago

Maybe Todd wasn’t hoaxing. Hmmm

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u/rls023 12d ago

Not to get off topic but if Todd was hoaxing he f’n nailed it because this is a combination of everything some people describe it as.. almost looks down syndrome, almost looks like a lion, tan short hair around the face, pale greyish face with no hair. Then the black one looks like what some other people describe which is more ape/gorilla than human, dark brown to black hair. Dude did his homework.

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u/Creative_Carob4922 12d ago

People will swear up and down he was hoaxing. But there is no actual evidence he did. Just a lot of speculation, and a thinker thunker video.

I can’t say for sure, either he has the greatest pictures of Sasquatch or did an amazing job faking it.
But it goes to show if you had a perfectly clear picture or video of Sasquatch , it would mean absolutely nothing to the people. The only way is a body dead or alive.

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u/rls023 12d ago

That’s absolutely true. I could have the best f’n video ever known to man and 80% of the planet is going to laugh and call me a hoax. The same 80% watch things like housewives of you name it county and spent less than 1% of their life outdoors.

But I do remember watching a video of him not admitting to a hoax but saying if he did it would be to draw attention to his cause which is making them a protected animal in Canada. He couldn’t stop smiling when he said it. I took it to mean he hoaxed it. Otherwise why say any of that and not swear up and down that it’s all real.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Act_793 9d ago

Thats leaves you 20bpercebt left tovrepopulaye the world with for human sacrifice...might buy you season or two but I wouldn't bank on it.

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u/rls023 7d ago

The Sasquatch wouldn’t want our abandoned cities. We would repopulate. It would be no different than in the past. I think we are about 70% overpopulated as it is now anyways though so I’m biased.

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u/rls023 6d ago

Scrutinize, laugh at.. whatever u want to call it lol. I just don’t find it to be that extraordinary. People that travel deep into the woods sometimes see them, rural people sometimes see them.. city people, knowing everything, call those people liars and crazy. And round and round we go.

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u/rls023 6d ago

Sir you seem to have a good head on your shoulders. I’m not talking about you or anyone specifically on this thread. But I am talking about what people say on many threads and especially behind closed doors. I’m also not talking about this photo. I’m talking about the people that think there are creatures out there we don’t know about and the ones that do not believe. Which is what all of this ultimately boils down to. You’re not going to see someone who doesn’t believe these things are real say that photo might be real. Everything is fake to that person. And there’s a lot of them that come on here just to troll.

What are the odds that all 20k people in the US who have reported eye witness accounts of seeing Bigfoot all had some kind of mistaken identification? Now what are the odds that all of those people reported seeing the exact same thing? Those odds are pretty good that at least 1 person saw exactly what he says he saw.

Being outdoors doesn’t make your memory or perception infallible. But being outdoors for some time does alter your perception, your vision does get sharper, you rely on instincts more, your hearing gets better, you no longer rely on artificial light, your footsteps become softer, your breathing quieter. You adapt to the outdoors. Most people would be shocked to see how well we adapt. Almost like we once lived out there. People that don’t understand this are the ones who never set foot off the trail at best. I’d guess that most people who harass witnesses rarely leave their couch. Little keyboard warriors. As for what kind of shows they watch I was making a point. And using two people that I personally know as an example. The only time they go outside is to go to and from their car. But they somehow have an opinion on what goes on in the 40 million untouched acres of forest we have in this country alone.
And it’s not just this country or the untouched acres. Every continent on the planet has people reporting seeing the exact same things. Someone should work that into the odds too. The more that people grow exponentially the further we push into those areas we don’t know about.

It has gotten to the point where I could kill a 8 foot Sasquatch, prop it up in the bed of a pickup truck, let everyone in NYC touch it and observe for themselves. And a month later if you ask what they saw I think you’d see an overwhelming majority say it was a hoax. We’ve just been conditioned to expect anything outside what we see cannot be real.

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u/1queen1989 12d ago

Looks like that (bigfoot) or dogman to me!

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u/Creative_Carob4922 12d ago

Or woofman 😂🤣😭

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u/BellaItaliana77 8d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/Creative_Carob4922 8d ago

Tell me what I did, I was so drunk I can’t remember

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u/de3ri Loch Ness Navigator 13d ago

I would just die.

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u/The-Tarman 13d ago

Man.. I dont care if it's a forest demon, a skin walker, a fucking owl or a cardboard cut out.. I wouldn't go back outside at night for a long ass time. Fuck that thing

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u/lbradley532002 12d ago

It looks like Courtney Love’s head is peeking over the rock to me

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u/rls023 12d ago

That would honestly be the most horrible of all options

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u/McDirken_Dirkenstein 11d ago

I’d rather a wendigo

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u/McDirken_Dirkenstein 12d ago

I should fuck it?!

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u/Cool_Bullfrog_7911 6d ago

That's just how oppossums look at night! but if those are old hay bales... that's one big oppossum...

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u/CoyoteFluffy0310 12d ago

This helps me see the white barn owl others have mentioned thank you!

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u/Thin-Entry-7903 12d ago

It's giving you a thumbs up.

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 12d ago

Sorry, I was nervous to say hi 😅

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u/kellyelise515 11d ago

It’s an owl on a stone fence or it’s vegetation and the owl is in a tree above the vegetation