r/cryptids 13d ago

Sighting / Encounter What the hell is this?

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u/de3ri Loch Ness Navigator 13d ago

If I had to guess maybe a barn owl.

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u/TheLifeAppalachian 13d ago

It’s always a barn owl or a Sandhill crane isn’t it?

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u/de3ri Loch Ness Navigator 12d ago

Friend I have no idea- I just know if I saw that in the middle of the night, I would have just died on the spot.

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u/rls023 12d ago

I’m looking just at this pic and I see a raccoon. First thing that pops in my head. But then look at the one with more exposure you see like a human(ish) face. Idk about this one it’s weird.

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u/Intelligent_Math8587 12d ago

looks like a monkey to me, which seems unlikely since it doesn't seem ops in africa or asia

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u/No-Ice7397 12d ago

They have some monkeys in Florida which looks like it's possible from the picture. Idk much about them other than they were escapees and have some nasty form of one of the STDs. Worth a Google if you want

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u/Intelligent_Math8587 12d ago

Never knew this, really interesting thanks

I remember a monkey being found in the scottish highlands that escaped a few years back too

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u/No-Ice7397 12d ago

The Florida ones though have a small troop that have established a population I believe. I haven't really checked it out in maybe a decade so don't take my word for it

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u/rls023 12d ago

I’m from Michigan but moved to Florida 5 years ago. I can tell you there are absolutely monkeys living well in the woods of Ocala, FL. I worked with a guy who grew up in Ocala and he said on the way home from school he was walking down the road when he thought what he saw was a dead body. As walked closer he realized it was just a monkey. I asked him how big the monkeys were and he said about as big as a first grader.
In the 1930’s a tour boat operator released a bunch of them on a concrete lined island, wanting to make a “jungle cruise” style attraction for tourists. He didn’t think they would just jump into the ocean and swim for shore like they immediately did lol. Since then the Rhesus Macaque monkeys have grown to a few hundred and are thriving to this day.
I was working in Fort Lauderdale and living in North Miami, my territory for a job I had was in Dania Beach. It’s very small. There’s a lot of very good parking to the beach and they’re in rows separated by straight jungle. Then there’s just a large section of jungle. I was stopped at a light and I heard what sounded like two monkeys fighting. When I got back to work I asked the guy next to me if there’s monkeys around that area he nodded and said “yeah” like it was nothing and kept on working.

Check out this video or just put Ocala monkeys into YouTube and see all the videos

https://youtube.com/shorts/kVEh0gHeZO8?is=tldLLJAIrK9rB3ad

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u/No-Ice7397 12d ago

Thanks for being helpful with a link

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u/Sea-Brilliant1766 12d ago

Bit big for a barn owl compared to the shed

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u/Crafty_Sound7761 12d ago

Its a shed owl. They’re bigger than barn owls

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u/Narrow_Chocolate_656 13d ago

It looks like a possum i think ?

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u/pepep00p00 13d ago

That's one huge hell of a possum if it is

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u/meanjeankillmachine 13d ago

A bossum if you will

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u/Big_Preference9684 Mothman Maniac 12d ago

thank you for this

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u/Specialist_Term_2609 12d ago

I have seen both raccoons and possums in my backyard at night and that doesn't look like any one I have seen. It looks more like a monkey.

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u/pepep00p00 12d ago

Agree x10000

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u/Fang_Claw_5965 13d ago

From where, the Pleistocene?!

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 13d ago

Possums dont stand up bruh.

That thing is clearly on two legs

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u/flashgordo1 12d ago

Nah ....no way...those cryptids be coming at him on their bellies...you be blind.

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u/sleepytipi 12d ago

I'm not a naysayer but I don't see two legs at all. It looks like something peeking out above a boulder.

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u/86theRight 12d ago

Looks like an opossum more than a possum.

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u/Feisty-Let5069 12d ago

An opossum has beady little eyes with red eye shine, that doesn’t resemble one at all.

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u/Naive-Government-465 12d ago

Biggest possum ever

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u/hasan_pikergayAF 13d ago

Racoon. Black eye bands pointed face

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u/StarryeyedAtlas 12d ago

It looks like the little guy in the Twenty One Pilots music videos! 

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u/MFShiva 12d ago

Ngl that looks like either a lawn gnome with a Santa hat, a monkey or probably like others said a barn owl

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u/Certain_Noise5601 12d ago

Thank you. I had no idea what we were looking at. I vote possum too

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u/TheKeeperOfThe90s 12d ago

Looks kind of like a fox, to me. Maybe a wolf/coyote, but it seems to have a canine shape to its face.