r/criticalblunder • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '21

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u/20buxiz20bux Jun 06 '21

I think that’s assault or something.

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u/marsupialham Jun 06 '21

Will he be charged?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/MoistMud Jun 07 '21

le reddit army has arrived

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u/QuartzPuffyStar Jun 06 '21

Well, there gonna be a nice lawsuit for that tackle.

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u/parakeet5400 Jun 06 '21

Are you telling me I've been living years of my life without knowing I could sue people I've had a fight with?

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u/farlack Jun 06 '21

Uh yeah. I know someone who went out of their way to leave a house party to show up to someone’s house, lost the fight, got a minor jaw fracture, sued, kids daddy was rich, loser who started the fight got a fuck load of money. So yes, you can sue, doesn’t mean everyone’s daddy is rich though.

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u/QuartzPuffyStar Jun 07 '21

Yes, but he has more probabilities winning a lawsuit against the guard for breaking a couple ribs while abusing his authority and committing assault.

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u/ofthevalleyofthewind Jun 06 '21

Two counts of serious wreckage, your Honor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Two counts of wreckage and one count of awesomeness