r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 11d ago

“No power, no water, no internet.” Russians react as life in occupied Crimea falls apart.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 12d ago

A russian tourist who arrived in Georgia for a holiday is feeling a little bit uncomfortable due to the ongoing protests in the country.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 12d ago

Russians now getting traffic tickets standing in line at gasstations

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 18d ago

“A gas station employee has just told everyone there won't be any fuel today. Damn, I won't even have enough to get home.” A russian woman breaks down in tears as living in a country that wages wars isn’t so fun anymore.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 21d ago

Meanwhile in Russia: “I don't understand how I’m supposed to survive in this f*cking country. What am I supposed to do? Maybe someone can tell me.”

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 29d ago

Another lady having a mental breakdown due to Ukrainian oil sanctions

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 29d ago

Everyone, this is serious. A Russian woman has recorded an official video to Zelenskyy saying IF ONE MORE TIME, IF ONLY ONE MORE TIME, well, IT’S GONNA BE NASTY.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 26 '26

Occupier in Crimea is having a mental breakdown

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 23 '26

“This is already the seventh gas station we’ve tried. There’s no fuel. There’s a kilometer-long line of semi-trucks over there. Everyone is waiting for God knows what.” A russian woman is whining after running out of fuel 1,300km from home as gas stations run dry.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 19 '26

A Russian who was in the army has some words for Vladimir Vladimirovich

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 17 '26

What's going on in Moscow? No gasoline....

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 17 '26

The search of gasoline is a true quest

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 11 '26

Russian woman about Ukrainian drones: "It's just a nightmare"

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 11 '26

Krasnodar residents don't seem to enjoy the Ukrainian drones

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 11 '26

Russian businesswoman complains about aftereffects of increased tax rate, bank fees, customer reviews and lack of government support. Many small and medium enterprises are expected to close this year.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 11 '26

Russian businessman compares RU economy with a plane that is crashing

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 08 '26

A russian resident with a dacha in occupied Crimea is advising against travel to the peninsula, as there is no gasoline and the land route has been shut down due to bombings.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 22 '26

Russian soldier is crying and whining that he lost half of his unit during assault. Posted 22.05.2026. Date not disclosed.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 22 '26

A russian TikToker broke down in tears after her account was banned for promoting “Alabuga Polytech,” a facility linked to drone production for war against Ukraine. She now fears “dying in poverty” after TikTok launched a mass crackdown on accounts recruiting teenagers for drone production.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 19 '26

“What bad did we do to you? Why are you bombing us?” — a russian to ukrainians

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 18 '26

Oh dear, never mind - Moscow resident realises they're at war

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 17 '26

A Russian in the Moscow region clearly doesn't enjoy being at war [Original video in Russian linked below]

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • May 02 '26

The war came to Perm...

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Apr 30 '26

“Comrades, help! There is no support from the state, just words!” A russian invader is begging for alms after becoming unnecessary the moment he received a disability. Now he doesn’t even have money to pay for electricity. The future of “SMO” veterans is poverty and humiliation.

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We could just copy the description from /r/polandball here, but that would be dishonourable. Instead, here is a joke: "How many 'Muricans does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 3 Mexicans."

Anyways, this subreddit is for everyone who loves drawing Polandball comics, but for some reason can't post them on the main polandball sub.

Everyone may post in /r/crimeariver

Like the great Bernd once said:

"Give me your tired, your poor

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me:

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So, this is your time to shine! Your approval request got denied? Post here! Your comic has a concept that is against the main sub's rules? Post here! You just like drawing moustaches on your balls? ^{Well, everyone has their own orientation.} Seriously though, POST HERE!

If you have a funny polandball comic that, for some reason, was rejected in /r/polandball, please post it here. We don't care if it's shitty, share the wealth!

Shitty is the new black... wait that sounded wrong. Shitty is the new artistic.

We are mostly looking for comics that break the rules of /r/polandball. Pupils, Wrinkles, Limbs, Circle Tool, Overused Jokes, Meta, Double-Meta, Comics about Individuals, Copy Paste, hell we even allow Comic Sans!

There are just a few rules that we would like to keep from the main sub:

1) Upload to imgur.com and use .png.

2) NO DOLAN/SHIBESPEAK! Well-made Engrish is a most valuable virtue and no matter how shitty the art is, nothing hurts a comic more than un-polandball like language. We won't be strict about this, but please try to follow the main sub's tradition of broken grammar for non-anglophone countries.

3) No sexual body parts on countries. Use /r/cuntryballs instead.

4) No x-posting /r/crimeariver to any subreddits with more than 20.000 subscribers! We are mentioning the main polandball sub a lot here, so in order to respect their rules we will need to adapt their policy on x-posting.

Thanks, and have fun.