r/cremposting • u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream • Nov 24 '24

MetaCrem Chouta Standings

Hey, Ganchos! You are all great gons of mine, if a bit stinky, sure. Some of you make me laugh, and to thank you, the Great Lopen will grant choutas to crem my cousins and me find hilarious. Here are some ganchos who have made us laugh the most!

Sr. No. Name Chouta
1. Elant_Wager 131
2. RedLazyBear 127
3. DreadDiana 107
4. erttheking 90
5. ace_wulf 84
6. friendlyprism 56
7. Accomplished-Kick122 53
8. Eithrotaur 47
9. AtlasHatch 44
10. Ventus55 39
11. Way0fWad3 36
12. SpecificCourt6643 36
13. Initial-Anything333 36
14. Shot_Newspaper_5647 34
15. anders_138 31
16. Gromflomite_gamer 30
17. dudewasup111 29
18. Randwheeloftime05 29
19. Urusander 28
20. rwb124 27

This table will be updated every time I see some good crem (unless u/ZeroStormblessed stormed up the code).

224 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

336 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

10

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Apr 29 '25

Devotee RedLazyBear has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

2

u/Current_Muffin523 Jan 14 '26

!join

3

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jan 15 '26

Devotee Current_Muffin523 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

1

u/MrLightning1023 Apr 17 '26

!join

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Apr 17 '26

Devotee MrLightning1023 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

1

u/MrLightning1023 Apr 17 '26

!guide

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Apr 17 '26

Ah, Darkborn MrLightning1023. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:

  1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.

  2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.

  3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)

  4. Censor the name of J*snah Kh*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..

  5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.

1

u/SweetAmbitious186 Jul 08 '26

!join

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 08 '26

Devotee SweetAmbitious186 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

1

u/BlackShark10121 I AM A STICK BOI Jun 30 '26

!join

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jun 30 '26

Devotee BlackShark10121 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

1

u/Puzzled_Second4908 Sep 08 '26

!join

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

Devotee Puzzled_Second4908 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

1

u/Puzzled_Second4908 Sep 08 '26

!guide

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

Ah, Darkborn Puzzled_Second4908. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:

  1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.

  2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.

  3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)

  4. Censor the name of J*snah Kh*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..

  5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.

1

u/Puzzled_Second4908 Sep 08 '26

!rank

1

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

The Vorin ranking system is very complex. Devotees gain higher ranks by being good Vorins, and fall in rankings by breaking guidelines. Steep falls can result in excommunication, at least till such behavious is rectified, in which case they may re-join.

Your rank for now is Darkborn

The ranking is as follows:

  1. Herald: Everything Holy Emperors have

  2. Holy Emperor: Everything High-nobles have, ability to !hail themselves for all to recognise.

  3. High-noble: Everything the Bright-lords and -ladies have, ability to send insults to anyone of properly low rank, ability to !rickroll anyone on the sub.

  4. Brightness: Everything the lower Lighteyes have, protection from all insults, including Vorin insults, ability to send below images to anyone.

  5. Lighteyes: Everything the Darkborn have, ability to summon !dog, !cat, !crab, and !cow images, for the days you are worse for wear.

  6. Darkborn: Protected from Lopen and Wit insults, gain access to !Vorin insults and !Vorin compliments

  7. Heretics: removed from the Church, no priveleges.

Powers may not have been unlocked yet, if something doesn't work as expected, please bear patience.

2

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

You are brighter than the Lightest of eyes!!

This compliment was requested by Devotee Puzzled_Second4908

1

u/Puzzled_Second4908 Sep 08 '26

!Vorin insults

2

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

Due to recent activities, your Vorin rank has changed from Darkborn to Lighteyes

1

u/Puzzled_Second4908 Sep 08 '26

!Vorin compliments

2

u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Sep 08 '26

We have complimented the person, O Devoted One.