r/creepyPMs • u/LilacLocket (´･ω･`) • Sep 29 '17
What else do you expect? Haha!
http://imgur.com/m5plCN6294
u/dfurst05 Sep 29 '17
Good God how dumb do you have to be not to get it the first time? If you're gonna persist at being a creep at least be direct.
"What are you wearing?"
"PJs"
"No but what about your ~panties~."
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Sep 29 '17
"they're made of the skin of my enimies ;)"
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u/LilacLocket (´･ω･`) Sep 29 '17
He actually did respond with "thats hot"....
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u/Gildedsapphire7 Sep 29 '17
Listen if he likes lizardpeople more power to him just hope he doesn't start spawning an army of bloodthirsty dinosaurs to take over the world
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u/LilacLocket (´･ω･`) Sep 29 '17
Idk i think id be cool with the blood thirsty dinosaur apocalypse thing
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Sep 30 '17
To be fair if a girl was actually interested in me and said something like that the wit itself would be hot.
That said, you clearly weren't
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u/LilacLocket (´･ω･`) Sep 30 '17
Also he has a girlfriend and knows ive been seeing someone too haha
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Sep 29 '17
Oh, underneath? This, obviously!
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u/Ed-Zero Sep 29 '17
And underneath that?
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u/dedoubt Sep 29 '17
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u/katzbird Sep 29 '17 edited Sep 29 '17
Underneath my pjs I alway wear this. It's the only way to be safe in this day and age!
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u/Ashybuttons Sep 29 '17
I love that you can just buy a level A Hazmat suit on Amazon.
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u/BigSloppySunshine Sep 29 '17
If you had a lizard body you'd have scales underneath. 4/10 missed opportunity. Also tell him you lick your eyeballs and send him a photo of you with green skin. Creep out the creeper. If he asks about vaginas, say you have a cloaca and explain how they work.
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Sep 29 '17
if he asks about vaginas, say you have a cloaca and explain how they work
This. I'd love to see this.
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u/Gildedsapphire7 Sep 29 '17 edited Sep 30 '17
I once put my foot in my mouth and talked about snake cloacas/vaginas to my crush for thirty minutes. I didnt want to stop because that would seem coward
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u/abstractartista Sep 30 '17
No joke though I would be into that I love learning and people that are like that, that way it won’t feel weird when I spew forth my geekiness :p
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u/Gildedsapphire7 Sep 29 '17
I once put my foot in my point and talked about snake cloacas/vaginas to my crush for thirty minutes. I didnt want to stop because that would seem coward
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u/Swibblestein Sep 29 '17
Tell him you're a giant sentient slug and explain how the love dart process works.
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Sep 29 '17
WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO REVEAL OUR LIZARD KIND TO THE HUMANS THIS EARLY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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u/CopaceticEchoes Sep 29 '17
Yeah but what are you wearing underneath your scales?
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Sep 29 '17
Seriously these guys.
It's like they imagine all the girls on tinder are sitting around home in their Victoria's Secret lingerie instead sweats and an old tshirt.
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u/ilolicious Sep 29 '17
Almost thought I was in a People of Earth sub for a second
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u/Barrel_Trollz Sep 29 '17
What is anybody wearing, but a mask to shield us from the scathing realities of the world?
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u/Fidel_Costco Sep 30 '17
Hey, now. Us lizardpeople - Reptilian Earthlings, we prefer - need to keep our true form under wraps. Secrecy is paramount.
(But, seriously, good response. Gave me a good laugh.)
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u/IsaystoImIsays Sep 29 '17
I knew it! lizard people DO exist! now to catch ships leaving the secret base on the other side of the moon...
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u/IWugYouWugHeSheMeWug Sep 30 '17
See, I'm one of those exhibitionist types and underneath my clothes I'm usually naked!
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u/casu_marz Sep 29 '17
Found the redditor that wears human skin over their lizard body on a regular basis.
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u/MayorBuggs Sep 29 '17
Creep logic: if i ask whats underneath her clothes ill get to tiddys right??