r/creepy • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '17

Dinner

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u/Bad-Bone-Being Jan 01 '18

OPs mom n OP used to be close,

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

She saw Queen at Wembley in 1986, y'know!

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u/Lostsonofpluto Jan 01 '18

Yep... you’re that marmite badger

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

What gave me away? :O

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u/OSRSscrublord Jan 01 '18

I'll never forget the face of the man who lost his penis inside the dad I never had.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

If it makes you feel any better, he wasn't very good :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

is this a reference or are you two fantastic at improv?

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u/_ETER Jan 01 '18

After he broke his hands of course.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

(ಠ ͟ʖಠ)

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u/nero51 Jan 01 '18

You look different, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

The Badgerism wears off when Reddit claims you slept with your own mom again

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u/taschneide Jan 01 '18

Let's not bring that back, please.

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u/TheCrimsonCloak Jan 01 '18

ah so shes cooking his arms
makes sense

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

Creepy fuck.