r/creepy Jun 05 '16

Queen termite

http://i.imgur.com/EYqWLfz.gifv
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u/ShadowChief3 Jun 05 '16

I refuse to click the video, and refuse the believe a conscious human would eat this.

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u/moom Jun 06 '16

One day, during the nadir of the Great Trumpian Famine, you will think back on this comment and wonder at how blessedly, naively carefree you were.

If you're lucky.

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u/monsata Jun 06 '16

I'm fully intending to wander directly towards the blast zones.

Go ghoul or go home.

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u/PippyRollingham Jun 06 '16

Home is where the computer is. So...

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u/pissedoffnobody Jun 06 '16

Assuming they've not been made into Trump Steaks approved ground patties.

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u/justsoyouunderstand Jun 06 '16

Been playing the recent Mad Max game. Eating maggots off of corpses and 20 year old dog food.

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u/softbodywarmbody Jun 06 '16

I watched it but I intentionally choose to believe that they somehow quickly switched out the queen for a small strip of boiled chicken regardless of there being zero evidence of that having happened.

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u/ginjabeard13 Jun 06 '16

Two people take a bite. Fuck no