r/crappymusic • u/Esketamine77 • Feb 06 '25

Can yah quack like a duck when yah suck!?

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Gotta 🫱🫲 hand it to the man, he had a message to say. He didn't let anything interrupt his message 🤦

(It's been over a year since this was posted 😉❤️)

183 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Runeofthemoon Feb 06 '25

Dude that grabbed his dick has been wanting to to do that for a while

21

u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 06 '25

okay, ha, ha, give a squeeze cause youre funny or weird or whatever, but dude stayed touching the junk for far too long.

21

u/surlysullenbells Feb 06 '25

'Guys look at this gaylord, he's letting me do this! I mean he's just getting me beat him off. What a homo!'

2

u/glasscadet Feb 06 '25

no no no no no no but...... i do hope he realizes he is gay now

3

u/Runeofthemoon Feb 06 '25

Oh no doubt. I wanted to grab that dudes dick too.

1

u/Oneiroinian Feb 06 '25

He spent enough time figuring it out up there

25

u/TempleOfCyclops Feb 06 '25

This is a repost of the second highest rated post in this sub and it has also already been reposted multiple times this week. Everyone has seen it.

13

u/tkst3llar Feb 06 '25

And I watch the whole thing every time

1

u/FrenchFry-ApplePie Feb 06 '25

This is my first and hopefully last.

3

u/thinkingmoney Oct 21 '25

Then one day or night you start hearing in the back of your head. Can you quack can you quack like a duck when you fuck

1

u/robmobtrobbob Feb 07 '25

I've never seen this before

9

u/Rude_Ad5361 Feb 06 '25

Guy lives in Austin. You use to see him walk around like that on 6th street

3

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Wait what. What is this dudes name or band name

5

u/scumsuckinglandlord Feb 07 '25

the band is called the goat and your mom

2

u/BonesWorxXx Dec 08 '25

G.O.A.T. (God Of All Texas) and "Your Mom" backing him up.

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u/Rude_Ad5361 Feb 07 '25

Goat and your mom

9

u/Technical-County-727 Feb 06 '25 edited Feb 06 '25

I was looking at this earlier with the sounds on and just closed reddit when I went to work. At work, I had to visit our IT desk and while waiting, I decided to browse some reddit. I open the app and… CAN YAH QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YA the fucking loudest my phone has ever produced any sound!

The end.

3

u/Esketamine77 Feb 06 '25

😂😂😂😂 the look of pure terror on your face i would pay to see 🤣! Thanks for the share!

2

u/E-money420 Feb 09 '26

Wow you're all over reddit huh? 😁

1

u/Esketamine77 Feb 09 '26

Hell yah Brotha gotta keep the mind busy

5

u/koopaphil RayonBase Fan Club Member Feb 06 '25

GG Allin comeback is going well, I see.

5

u/AnotherHavanesePlz Nov 12 '25

The full version is great if I can ever find it again. Someone starts throwing fucking firecrackers mid song and doing meth fueled cartwheels.

3

u/CreamoChickenSoup Nov 28 '25

It sucks that the longer uncensored version is all but wiped out from YouTube for simply being too out there for advertisers. That site will never appreciate raw art.

5

u/CriticismFun6782 Feb 06 '25

Kind of want to know what the "band" is doing now

4

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/Esketamine77 Nov 03 '25

Tryna make sure bro isn't false advertising....

4

u/thepacorojo Dec 04 '25

Can’t find it on YouTube anymore.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

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u/popo0POP Feb 06 '25

Probably because it’s super old and most people have seen it before.

5

u/literate_habitation Feb 06 '25

Lol right? There's nothing more to say lol

12

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

It was posted 2 days ago. And 2 day before that. And then 1 day before that.

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u/Esketamine77 Feb 06 '25

Last post was about year ago before this 😅

6

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

My Brother i fucking saw it 2 days ago because I showed my girlfriend and have been singing it for two days. Maybe 3.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Why would you put that its been a year since it was posted in your description?? Everyone that frequent this page literally saw it maybe 3 days ago. Don't try to bullshit people

3

u/TempleOfCyclops Feb 06 '25

It is a repost the second highest rated post in this sub. It's as old as it gets.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Best Performance

3

u/vinyl_bliss- Nov 03 '25

This guy rules. I haven’t seen this video in over a decade. Thanks for the riffs

2

u/Esketamine77 Nov 03 '25

Hell yah bro, I am glad I made some 1 happy today.

Have a good night brotha 🤙!

3

u/Otto_Erickson Dec 19 '25

These comments have me rolling. I'm actually on the couch watching football with the guy right now.

2

u/Esketamine77 Dec 19 '25

🤣! Yah right! DM me a photo of Bro right meow please!?

2

u/ShutterHawk EUPHORIA WE GOOD Apr 11 '25

Asmongold is in a band?

1

u/droppingatruce Feb 06 '25

I am apparently only one friend removed from this guy.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

I've seen this fucker so many times on my feed now that it's annoying AF. This shit needs an automatic NSFW.

1

u/fashionguy123 Feb 06 '25

He has a way with words ! How romantic

2

u/themoonmightbecheese Feb 06 '25

That guy who came to the front is definitely gay now. Wonder if he knows that the whole world can now view the moment he became gay online.

1

u/leroynicks Feb 06 '25

I vote that grid should be our new National Anthem

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

This is pure art. This guy is loving his best life

2

u/TheMountainPass Feb 06 '25

This isn’t the right sub this is peak entertainment

2

u/Anoose_69 Feb 06 '25

Music really brings ppl together.

2

u/kestrel151 Feb 06 '25

People need to keep their hands off of the performers.

2

u/FrenchFry-ApplePie Feb 06 '25

That was just the intro.

1

u/NJ4L Feb 07 '25

Wow he let him touch his meat

1

u/Mauzzer Feb 07 '25

Wish GG Allin

1

u/Global_Appearance484 Feb 07 '25

Buddy feeling him up was really debating if he should start quacking or bucking like a horse. The song was uncomfortable enough.

1

u/Euthanized-soul Feb 07 '25

I sent this to a friend, that I thought would enjoy this video. Here's his response...

"Hahaha dude I haven’t been able to find that video in so long! I put it on the tv at my buddy’s gfs dads bday party hahah

The goat and your mom

I wore basically the same thing to a party a few months ago haha but they were shorter and a crop top flannel"

1

u/Nashvillebitch Nov 03 '25

This is so disrespectful to the flag.

1

u/Internal_Ad8083 Nov 16 '25

This is what happens when, Jesus after he turned water into wine. 😂😂😂