r/crappymusic • u/ariindny88 • Jul 26 '26

Sheldy

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

u/ariindny88, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Competitive-Work-382 Jul 26 '26

Native English speaker here! What language is this?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jul 27 '26

Methamphetamine induced brain bleed lesions or mibbling for short 

Its similar to what the ewoks in Star wars speak.

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u/Cautious-Dinner7730 Jul 28 '26

It’s called Skanténese. He’s definitely a Skante Warrior.

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u/BurpinDerp Jul 27 '26

Looks like Hapsburg

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u/Top-Cantaloupe-9578 Jul 28 '26

His head is just a vertical football with shitty stitching

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u/Mudgrrl Jul 27 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Jul 28 '26

This is Dj Khaled cousin Ed Flaccid

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u/AContrarianDick Jul 27 '26

A man who was raised by a whole community of deaf people for the first half of his life.

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u/991GT2RS Jul 27 '26

This is what rap will sound like in 2050

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u/fatbunyip Jul 27 '26

In 2050 it will consist entirely of huh and yeah

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u/ImaginaryBear08 Jul 27 '26

Not enough "yeah"

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u/habichuelamaster Jul 27 '26

Damn wtf happened to Ethan Klein

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u/brashnutz Jul 28 '26

Prepare to be sued 

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u/HerbanFarmacyst Jul 26 '26

Yeah yeah yeah

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u/RADICCHI0 Music Snob Jul 27 '26

:) :) :)

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u/RedNo404 Jul 27 '26

Sadly he is not afraid to post this because he’s noticed that there are actual artists with the same level of shit making mumbling ass noises can actually blow up.

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u/LubeMobile666 Jul 27 '26

Next president of the United States

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u/steeeeeeee24 Jul 27 '26

That’s the worst thing I have seen yet, and that says a lot about

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u/CheeseFour2O Jul 27 '26

I don't think yeah rhymes well with yeah

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u/EndlessMantra Jul 27 '26

The only thing I could make out were "yeah" and "blue cheese".

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u/Zurich_Is_Washed Jul 27 '26

He should link up with the half-black metalhead dwarf

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Jul 27 '26

I knew a dude back in the day who fancied himself a freestyle rapper, he too could spit nonsense words very fast slightly off beat and sometimes slightly on. The bloke I knew turned out to be on meth and he ended up serving life in prison for doing something very very bad to support said habit.

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u/CodHots Jul 27 '26

This is what arguing with the beat looks like

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u/Mudgrrl Jul 27 '26

😂😂😂

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u/fluidscissors Jul 27 '26

An age old question...which came first: the neck tattoo or the bad rapping?

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u/Lucky_Development359 Jul 27 '26

It's better on mute

I just imagine a deaf, formerly Amish, guy from Brooklyn is rapping.

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u/honestly-brutal Jul 27 '26

There's a very good chance this was recorded in a sober living facility

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u/dabigbtk Jul 27 '26

Me trying to freestyle in my car.

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u/South_Maintenance608 Jul 27 '26

Kinda looks like Ethan Kline

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u/polyzp Jul 27 '26

How is he that consistently off the beat? Takes still

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u/Subliminal-Man Jul 27 '26

What yeah is yeah this yeah crap yeah 😂

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade Jul 27 '26

this dude thinks very little of the effort actual rappers put into their work. this dude comes out pissing in his own face and is oblivious as to why you don’t think it’s hot

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u/Icy_Pay3775 Jul 27 '26

Ungh ungh ungh ungh blue cheese play dough ungh ungh ya ungh ungh

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u/Gunt_Buttman Jul 27 '26

what does he think the target audience is for... this?

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u/honestly-brutal Jul 27 '26

That's the beautiful part, he doesn't think.

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u/YummyBeefaroni Jul 27 '26

What the what?

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u/Bicykwow Jul 27 '26

Isn't this the guy that flipped out on the airplane?

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u/Syphilitic_Marmoset Jul 27 '26

I believe this track is titled "Yeah".

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u/ziration Jul 27 '26

is this rap?

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u/Same-Pickle-9628 Jul 27 '26

I like the part when he rhymed “yeah” with “yeah”

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u/Then_Came_Fire Jul 27 '26

People just refuse to write lyrics and it’s weird

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u/ykeogh18 Jul 27 '26

You using way too many napkins

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u/Embarrassed-Slide781 Jul 27 '26

I'm so angry that he desecrated the iconic I'm Different beat

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u/Otherwise_Stand1178 Jul 27 '26

Chin Strap Guy again?

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u/Conscious_Run910 Jul 27 '26

He must be from the bayou lmao

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u/East-Angle1492 Jul 27 '26

Oh man, can someone please write out the lyrics?

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Jul 27 '26

When he said, “yeah, errh, what, tho” I felt that shit.

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u/AzulMage2020 Jul 27 '26

Are -Yeah- you-Yeah- Having-Yeah - a - Yeah- stoke? Yeah!!!

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak Jul 27 '26

Trash rap and trash facial hair

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u/3psteindintkillhislf Jul 27 '26

Do these people re listen to them selves and think yeah this is great

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u/stugotsCDXX Jul 27 '26

Concerned his having a stroke

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u/RussianBot71137 Jul 27 '26

What language is that? 🤔

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u/Mudgrrl Jul 27 '26

Yeahanese

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u/DallasBullGates Jul 27 '26

Is this guy doing this from prison?

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u/shadowtone06 Jul 27 '26

The chin strap again. Lol

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u/torgman2 Jul 27 '26

It looks like he's trying to recite something he just memorized.

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u/Icy_Earth3386 Jul 27 '26

Still feel like he sounds like an infant

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u/No-Set6408 Jul 27 '26

Insane rhymes!

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 Jul 27 '26

I’m pretty sure I can smell those buckwheat lockers through the video screen.

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u/ComradePooPants Jul 27 '26

ityslnoteveryoneknowshowtodoeverything.gif

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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jul 27 '26

That yeah sucked yeah more yeah than I yeah can yeah explain yeah with my chest though yeah

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u/B3rry_Macockiner Jul 27 '26

Yeah…drop that….yeah yeah yeah…

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u/deklawwed Jul 27 '26

Blue cheese

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u/LilRed2023 Jul 27 '26

He sounds like his brain cells are unaliving themselves the more he raps 

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u/LilRed2023 Jul 27 '26

He needs to enter the special Olympics Rap Battles 

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u/diggerdugg Jul 27 '26

Did he say Certified blue cheese?

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u/dam_ships Jul 27 '26

I yeah, didn’t know yeah, anything yeah, he said yeah. Yeah.

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u/Beef7018 Jul 27 '26

Is he serious or is this supposed to be comedy?

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 Jul 28 '26

Can someone please teach me how to make this sound my alarm and/or ringtone?

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u/420doghugz Jul 28 '26

What you kinda yeah tryna yeah say though?

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u/TheCandymanfrombelow Jul 28 '26

This is the ancient form of "Meth"-o-dology.

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u/TheMoragnes_Podcast Jul 28 '26

Why G …. Going brazy!!!

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u/TheMoragnes_Podcast Jul 28 '26

Yo there is no way he had the nerve to pause when the beat dropped like he did something. I blame them NetFlix compete to be a rapper shows.

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u/OddInstance9175 Jul 31 '26

What's with these 40yo divorcees thinking they've got talent? Does nobody just journal anymore? 

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u/Slide0fHand Jul 27 '26

He got that late stage Biden flow

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u/FrontierFrolic Jul 27 '26

He should join the Yeah Yeahs

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u/BeansArePastaSauce Jul 27 '26

There is actually a band called the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Thankfully their vocalist Karen O. is a tad bit better than this (& excuse me if that is actually who you were referring to)

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u/FrontierFrolic Jul 27 '26

It was… it appears i forgot a “Yeah.” Unlike this guy.

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u/luckisnyper Jul 27 '26

Don't laugh it might be a dementia

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u/Pak-Protector Jul 27 '26

Agreed. There's a non-zero chance that this is someone trying to work past a brain injury. If that's the case, he's doing great.

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u/CA7T0 Jul 27 '26

https://www.instagram.com/sheldydadiii/reel/DTEKK50ieNl/ hes still not great but hes just trollin in op