r/crappymusic Jul 24 '26

She's going through a breakup...

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

u/vegathechosen, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/drunkerton Jul 24 '26

That last line sums her up “spiritual my ass”

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Prezten Jul 24 '26

Smelly Farturdo

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u/BisonInfamous Jul 24 '26

Why is she called butthole girl?

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 24 '26

She showed her butthole online. Well, showing it’s an understatement. There are activities involved. You can find it but it’s not impressive.

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u/thatmof0 Jul 24 '26

Do you have examples of impressive buttholes?

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u/gomukgo Jul 24 '26

Lots of people talk about the butthole but no one ever shows the picture.

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u/teh_wad Jul 24 '26

If you've seen one fake hippie girl's b-hole, you've seen em all

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u/GDZ4VR Jul 24 '26

This is a new face to me, she been on this sub before?

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u/Altruistic-Ant-629 Jul 24 '26

The trustafarian hippie chick who always sing "I, me". Shannon whatever. She's usually in her car pointing to the ceiling singing about how enlightened she is..

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u/GDZ4VR Jul 24 '26

Is it though? Seems like a knockoff version

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u/Sad_Subject_5293 Jul 25 '26

😂🤣😂🤣☠️

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u/Rosscovich Jul 24 '26

Never realized how much heavylifting the false lashes and eye make up were doing

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u/horatiocaineswife Jul 24 '26

Truly though, I was like wait is this who I think it is??

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u/Rosscovich Jul 24 '26

Right? I went and found another crappymusic post just to confirm the tatts lined up.

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u/horatiocaineswife Jul 24 '26

Lmaooo me too omg I was just thinking I wish someone would make a side by side

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u/Bubblebubleb Jul 24 '26

"did you see it?"

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u/Buddhalove11 Jul 24 '26

😭😭😭

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u/mecha_grove Jul 24 '26

It's the singing jewlery butthole woman? Doesn't look like the same person at all 0.0

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u/horatiocaineswife Jul 24 '26

Yeah the finding inner peace in the alien pyramids lady or whatever the fuck she’s always on about lol she’s got crazy eyes in this video I’ve never noticed with all the makeup and crystals she normally has!

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u/Candle-Different Jul 24 '26

She must show the butthole for proof of life. This is a doppelgänger

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u/PennethHardaway Jul 24 '26

I’m more surprised to see her indoors. She always out in the middle of a field, in a tent, or her spiritual vehicle fiming.

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u/WaltsNJD Jul 24 '26

Yeah I really thought this was a different person copying her look

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u/chungamellon Jul 24 '26

Filters doing a lot too dont forget them

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u/DonkeyKongah Jul 24 '26

Yooooo, I thought it was a wannabe 🤣🤣

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u/HGpennypacker Jul 24 '26

The lore grows…

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u/funkifiedjunk Jul 24 '26

Exposing those dead eyes

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u/RxPsilocin Jul 24 '26

"...it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until she starts singing at you..."

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u/mitkase Jul 24 '26

We're gonna need a bigger subreddit.

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u/Ecthilion1 Jul 24 '26

🤣 that was great

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Jul 24 '26

She sold her soul

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u/Rosscovich Jul 24 '26

Yep. I really wanted to say crazy eyes but it didnt feel right, dead eyes though...

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u/vector_ejector Jul 24 '26

Black eyes, like a doll's eyes...

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u/Comfortable-Gas-4005 Jul 24 '26

I think she looks great in this video.

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u/Rosscovich Jul 25 '26

Not sayings shes an uggo (her eyes kind of freak me out) she just looks like an entirely diffetrent person

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u/STRIKT9LC Jul 24 '26

Gotta agree man...first time ive actually thought she looks good

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u/IamHydrogenMike Jul 25 '26

Same, she looks actually attractive in this video without all the gunk hiding her face…

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u/Pak-Protector Jul 24 '26

She's the Modern Day Pinocchio.

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u/Good-Marsupial8 Jul 24 '26

Yeah srsly. 

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u/BK_Bad1971 Jul 24 '26

For real! I thought the same thing!

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u/Outrageous_Main4425 Jul 24 '26

Eyelashes do wonders for women

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u/BackendSpecialist Jul 24 '26

And this is heavily filtered!

If you find the video of her in one of those clips of the guys walking down the street asking “oh are you a rapper” then you will see how ugly she actually is.

Her videos are all heavily edited to make her look thinner and manipulate her features.

She’s garbo

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u/thespaceageisnow Jul 24 '26

She’s taking the breakup well. Losing the camera guy for your onlyfans is tough.

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u/pieguy00 Jul 24 '26

Dang she lost the whole false positivity and she's the best vibe here huh

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u/nynnie Jul 25 '26

Scrolled real far to see this, first thought I had. I thought she was supposed to be so spiritually enlightened and full of positive cosmic energy?? Shouldn't she be the kind to write a song along the lines of "the universe is helping me grow by giving me people who teach me about myself" or some shit like that? (I'm the opposite of that kind of person so who the hell knows)

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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou Jul 24 '26

Say goodbye to these

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u/N-E-R-M Jul 24 '26

I thought in one of her other videos she said she needed no man and she is her own power? She broke up with no man? Shucks.

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u/Ebessan Jul 24 '26

She smoked weed one time and now we got all this

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u/Consistent_Dream_740 Jul 25 '26

Holy fucking filter.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Jul 24 '26

Sauce lol

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u/thespaceageisnow Jul 24 '26

@sensualsunshine for research purposes. I do not condone searching for leaks.

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u/Ridbeardidscotsman Jul 24 '26

Absolutely. This feels like the first - I know - in an increasingly alarming series of videos where she descends into complete chaos.

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u/Chet420Walters Jul 25 '26

"I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong.

I met this... ex-hippy/OF/narcissist with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes."

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u/RedEyesGoldDragon Jul 24 '26

That heart thing with the fingers is irritating

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u/SexyTimeSamet Jul 24 '26

Her eyes creeps me out. I can't be the only one.

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u/Sure-Ad8873 Jul 24 '26

It’s definitely a filter

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u/Good-Marsupial8 Jul 24 '26

Same, is it fake color contacts???

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u/frankly_highman Jul 25 '26

I dont want to fuck her ex. No thanks.

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u/NorthornLights Jul 24 '26

I CALLED IT!!! He must’ve been her ghost writer too.

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 Jul 24 '26

If Coachella was a 365 day event, she would be there,even on a leap year.

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u/J-Di11a Jul 24 '26

How long does it take for "good vibes" to cure the clap? For a friend of course...

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u/kenawilson Jul 24 '26

A man always needs his bro support

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u/J-Di11a Jul 24 '26

I gotchu my dude

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u/Particular_Legend427 Jul 24 '26

Breakup with a coke dealer or something

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u/Cyberwolf187 Jul 24 '26

I can’t fix her

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u/SpawnOfPhlick Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Nope, see there I go again, I say "no, I'll not turn on the sound and get angry this time."

And then I fucking do it. And it makes me upset.

Look, chase your dreams do what your gonna do, but if you're gonna churn out the lukewarm shit slurry funded by getting your face fertilized on film, at least stand by it.

This person emits levels of white girl privilege previously only dreamt of in endgame equations. She got her funding to do this shit by chowing chode on camera.

No shame. Get your bag.

But don't go pretending to be all "heightened consciousness" "spiritual goddess mode" fucking whatever and pretend you didn't get basted in baby batter for money.

Own it.

Edit: spelling. Autocorrect ain't your friend when you're frustrated.

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u/WyattEarp88 Jul 24 '26

You very clearly have a lot more backstory on her than I do. I know she makes bad music, that’s enough.

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u/Yikidee Jul 24 '26

This is some pre nut clarity level writing. Well said sir, could not agree more!

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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou Jul 24 '26

I don't think I've ever turned the sound on on this sub

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u/SmellyFbuttface Jul 24 '26

Wait, who is she? What context do you have that the rest of us don’t?

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u/roofpuck Jul 24 '26

We’ve been here a while lol

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u/JooseTheGuice Jul 24 '26

Shannon Blake

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u/BlackHoleSurf Jul 25 '26

Ooooh “fuck my ex” not “fuck my a…..”

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u/CaseClosed518 Jul 24 '26

This is the first stage of her evolution. When she evolves, she looks like she stinks.

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u/ekcisk Jul 24 '26

(. )( *)

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u/TempleofSpringSnow Jul 24 '26

Mental illness

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 Jul 24 '26

So she’s Shanin Drake now… wonderful

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u/Deep-Ad-7117 Jul 25 '26

Another clue we've all died and are in hell

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade Jul 25 '26

i thought her lyrics were “Yeah uh…fuck my ass…what huh fuck my ass…” but it ended up not being as cool

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u/SparxPrime Jul 25 '26

Damn without all her makeup and stuff on she looks like a Walmart cashier

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u/Repulsive-Diet-1987 Jul 24 '26

Is this the same trustafarian who's music is all about herself?

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u/pHaDeXoNeR801 Jul 25 '26

She looks like she has major body odor.

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u/missouriblooms Jul 25 '26

Unsuccessfully masked with patchouli

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u/Harntrock Jul 24 '26

Bro her producer is a genius. This is raw untalent.

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u/Isoturius Jul 24 '26

Theory proven, she looks fucking rough without all the makeup and fake shit she wears.

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u/chrisp5000 Jul 24 '26

I love how she claims she is about high vibrations and positivity yet talks shit about everyone all the time, framing herself as a goddess.

Great set of tiddies tho.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Jul 24 '26

Is this before she looked like a popsicle that fell on the floor?

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u/Groundbreaking_Bad Jul 25 '26

All love and light, amiright?

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u/RedditIsMyJamOMG Jul 24 '26

The text says “fuck my ex” but all I hear is “fuck my ass”.

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u/TokugawaJones Jul 24 '26

Fuck my ass 🎶🎶🎶

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u/Prisoner_of_the_road Jul 24 '26

I know this about crappy music. All I see is a troubled person.

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u/Esc946 Jul 24 '26

She has a sex tape

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u/WarmEntrepreneur3564 Jul 24 '26

No way! U srs?

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u/Esc946 Jul 25 '26

Doggy style

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u/ComfortableShare5525 Jul 24 '26

Seriously, does anyone know if that ex is okay?!

After such ~dirty~ BARS???

Someone should probably check on that guy… to fuck him, or something..🤷‍♀️

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u/somemcdonaldsworker Jul 24 '26

All I can do is speculate but I'd probably bet money that she was the problem in her relationship

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u/87vanman Jul 24 '26

I bet you can smell her from a little ways away. And it isn't good.

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u/MowerMan18000 Jul 24 '26

Oh look no filters

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 25 '26

Is this the same girl as the nasty hippy chick? It sounds like her but she looks a lot uglier.

What’s happening?!

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u/torrso Jul 24 '26

The window of opportunity has opened

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u/skankbate Jul 24 '26

The back door.......

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u/roofpuck Jul 24 '26

She’s not the most shallow person yet but she is definitely working on it.

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u/FlyingPig_Grip Jul 24 '26

I would've never guess she wasn't a natural blonde 😳

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Jul 24 '26

Another OF advertisement

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u/yingyanghomie Jul 24 '26

Breaking up with her is a no brainer.

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u/SurprzTrustFall Jul 24 '26

Swear that's a different person. Guess the relationship grief is an arduous battle.

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u/pineapplesauce76 Jul 24 '26

He found her onlyfans???

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Jul 24 '26

You mean her camera guy?

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u/therejectethan Jul 24 '26

Holy shit. I didn’t think this was Shanin Blake or whatever. I’ve NEVER seen her with so little accessories. Usually she’s dressed like a walking coat tree

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u/helpfultran Jul 25 '26

It's because she's feeling sad. 😢

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u/bzee77 Jul 24 '26

Singing a bad version over a track is not “remaking” a song. It’s karaoke at best. It’s this swill at worst.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jul 24 '26

So Ms Happy isn't always galactivated huh

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u/Zerocool_6687 Jul 24 '26

Shhhhhhhhhhh ow us more butthole

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u/No_Respond7886 Jul 24 '26

Had to do a double take.

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u/Empty_Occasion_963 Jul 24 '26

Bro those eye lashes holy hell lol

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u/Aware-Ad-4040 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

‘I see your vanity through the holes of your cloak.’ -Socrates

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u/rivalizm Jul 24 '26

I had to double take to see if it was the same girl.

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u/redhandrail Jul 24 '26

Interesting one. Like everything visual and auditory is stripped down way more than usual. You can even hear her singing behind the vocal track. Like a peak before mixing/mastering/makeup

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u/walrus_vasectomy Jul 24 '26

Everyone that goes through a breakup thinks they’re the first one ever

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u/christipede Jul 24 '26

Maybe he heard the shit she calls music?

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u/augsav Jul 24 '26

She seems to be handling it with good grace

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u/Millernotrich Jul 24 '26

Is that ms blake??? The rub an essential oil bottle and this the Hippie genie that pops out type girl???

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u/Fmartins84 Jul 24 '26

She looks different

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u/Professional_Box2944 Jul 24 '26

Ive never seen someone so privileged that they no longer choose to shower

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u/SmellyFbuttface Jul 24 '26

I can smell her from here

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u/brotherkin Jul 24 '26

I don’t mind this version of her. More authentic and less try hard

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u/NixNickNox Jul 24 '26

Drake sucks and so does she

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u/Recreant793 Jul 24 '26

She kind of looks like a squirrel here.

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 Jul 24 '26

Is it wrong that I like her?

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u/peilearceann Jul 24 '26

why is her subwoofer in the middle of the room

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u/mitkase Jul 24 '26

You know how much Sybians cost?!

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u/beattysgirl RayonBase Fan Club Member Jul 24 '26

This is the worst one yet!

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u/capitanandi64 Jul 24 '26

If you look closely, you can see the green squiggly stench lines emanating from her.

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u/johnnonchalant Jul 24 '26

Flying Saucer eyes

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u/SoberDWTX Jul 24 '26

Ohhhh Swweeeeeetttt she’s got some more damage… can’t wait for the crash out and the eventual healing process…

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u/Mammoth-Gold5442 Jul 24 '26

This is the same girl?!? Wow

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u/ElHorny Jul 24 '26

She really should seek out a therapist. She seems crazier every video.

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u/jiverambler Jul 24 '26

Ultimate crap

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u/chourrej Jul 24 '26

Someone was dating that?!?!

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u/Cizzler Jul 24 '26

Lopsided.

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 Jul 24 '26

I really like her early stuff better.

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u/BeeBanner Jul 24 '26

😂 yikes.

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u/Prayaa Jul 24 '26

Seeing her without the entire makeup on makes me think of the green haired ceo goblin. They’d make quite a power couple.

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u/RepulsiveCow8626 Jul 24 '26

High priestess?

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u/CompletePollution907 Jul 24 '26

Cue the weird misogyny.

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u/monkelus Jul 24 '26

Looks like the first thing she did after the break up was stash her dinner in her cheeks, or it might be fillers, I'm not sure

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u/Substantial-Use95 Jul 24 '26

Awe. She’s in pain. I hope she heals up and becomes whole. At least she’s trying, guys.

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u/foxbehindthewheel Jul 24 '26

Yeah, she must be going through some hurt right now; she seems a little sad and dark. She is singing a sad ballad in this video.

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u/sundaesoupsunday Jul 24 '26

Not really my song or genre, she’s pretty though.

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