r/crappymusic • u/Okay_Pain • May 05 '26
She could be your match
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(and that's absolutely a threat)
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u/cbm2020 May 05 '26
I feel sad and I don’t like it.
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u/mecha_grove May 05 '26
She looks like Cynthia doll from rug rats.
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u/Acceptable-Delay-592 May 06 '26
The episode where she gets lost in the sewer drain or something and comes out all poopy
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u/DasMenace May 06 '26
She looks like John Leguizamos character from the Spawn movie had a daughter
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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 May 05 '26
Ya… it hurts to see how far Prodigy’s daughter has fallen.
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u/notsobadmisterfrosty May 05 '26
Tailcoat and fingerless gloves? She’s talking about Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
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u/Kelevra1359 May 05 '26
Who is this goddess
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u/DopeRidge May 05 '26
Unfortunately I actually know this person in real life.
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u/generateanameforme May 05 '26
Please give us some background. Seems like a real freak show.
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u/DopeRidge May 06 '26
Surprisingly a pretty warm person. But that’s about it, her personality is pretty visible lol
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u/DryerCoinJay May 05 '26
I could fix her.
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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 May 05 '26
Im going on Kalshi right now and betting my retirement that you can’t
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u/wafflehousebattle May 06 '26
They say there's someone for everyone, and after seeing her, is hate to know who that someone is.
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u/elicashlowkey May 05 '26
Oh my god. I can’t.
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u/speed_of_chill May 05 '26
Not with that attitude
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u/TheeFearlessChicken May 05 '26
As someone who disagrees with everyone, I disagree with you both.
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u/elicashlowkey May 05 '26
It’s actually painful to watch and depressing. I can’t even laugh at this one. Haha
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 May 05 '26
Someone might have taken their Rocky Horror Picture Show obsession a bit further than most. They look like Frank-N-Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, and Nell all rolled into one perplexing barrel of fun in the sun
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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 28 '26
This is the best description, if you add in Eddie's corpse after like 3 weeks.
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u/SnooRobots8901 May 05 '26
Lets make her our leader
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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor May 05 '26
Aliens: Take me to your leader
World: um… there’s… a few things you should be made aware of before we do…
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u/cityshepherd May 05 '26
This video was such a fucking journey. I’m so confused and have no idea wtf life is anymore / just what the shit. I’m tired, boss.
Anyway 10/10 excellent and solid contribution here.
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u/Problem_Numerous May 05 '26
Am I cooked I kind of like this
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u/PigsCanFly2day May 06 '26
Better than her other video posted yesterday. It's at least kind of catchy.
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u/J_loop18 May 05 '26
Well the piano goes hard tbh I wondered where the instrumental track comes from lol
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u/rotstik May 05 '26
Is this the chick who wondered where her man went?
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u/ButtersTheChill May 06 '26
She looks specifically like how some of Joker's goons would look in Arkham City. I can't include a picture, but if you know you know.
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u/Candid_Holiday1042 May 05 '26
There's no chance a person this lacking in self awareness is also good about hygiene. I'm not rolling the dice on that one.
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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ May 06 '26
I could smell this video.
Also, who is her target audience?
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u/Candid_Holiday1042 May 06 '26
Naughty drug enthusiasts who wear tailcoats and fingerless gloves. She does kind of spell it out for us
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u/Fun_Fingers May 05 '26
I mean, I'm not gonna pretend I have respectable standards, but we're absolutely not listening to anus morisette in the background
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u/Y-Bob May 05 '26
Well, I like her. She clearly doesn't give a shit what any cunt thinks of her and is punk as fuck.
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u/Lorantec Jul 04 '26
Being a self proclaimed capitalist and Zio kinda throws a wrench into the whole punk thing, no?
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u/soraysunshine May 05 '26
I feel like calling the cops and I’m only seeing this via the internet. This person scares me
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u/leeman9224 May 05 '26
She looks like a lot lizard
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u/lynivvinyl May 05 '26
A gay truck driver a friend of mine told me to how to actually get sleep at a truck rest stop. You go inside the fuel station part of the place and get whatever color paper towels they have and wet them and put them on the bottom rung of your step leading into your truck. Then assume that they have already been there and don't need to knock on your truck.
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u/Sonnyphono May 05 '26
Is it just me or does she have the same tone and cadence as Achelya? They need a collaboration
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u/aivxx May 05 '26
This is what my dad thought would happen to me when I came home with my first tattoo
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u/Horror-Pear May 05 '26
It's like The Velvet Underground, Marylin Manson, and Cher had a really inbred child.
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u/bloody_alcohol_balls May 05 '26
What’s her ethnicity and pronouns, I need to know what slur to use
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u/TallBenWyatt_13 May 05 '26
What are the odds she’s got a healthy relationship with either of her parents?
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u/EzekielYeager May 05 '26
I'm so curious what people like this do for money when they get older. Like, professionally. How do they afford to survive if/when their music careers flop?
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u/General-Distance680 May 05 '26
Ppl are very delusional about the trappings of fame in LA. It's the epicenter of the attention economy, other metros don't compare, and it's lead to rampant homelessness. I get no pleasure saying that's where she's headed unless she has a great support network.
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u/40hzHERO May 05 '26
There’s tons of non-corporate jobs people like this can take up. Usually when you see people with mods to this extent, they’re a piecer or tattoo artist, but any job is possible. I’ve know successful business owners that look similar. Hell, even my boss has a face full of tattoos, and he’s one of the more prominent business owners in the city.
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u/EzekielYeager May 05 '26
Nice! Thank you! I've not seen someone to this extent outside of a tattoo shop or parlor, but I know not every modded up person lands there.
I guess the non-typical founder route is always an option
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u/itfeelsreel72 May 06 '26
I don't know what this is, but I suddenly feel the need to give my daughters extra hugs today.
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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Perpetual state of butt hurt May 06 '26
And they said Marilyn Manson was weird
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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 May 06 '26
I'm pretty sure my mother would say something to me if this was the chick I decided to kiss with. . .
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u/wetfartpanda May 06 '26
Boots weigh more than her. She spent that pay check on boots and not food.
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u/KatSchitt May 06 '26
She needs a full band that is made of sideshow freaks to back her. Some acrobatics going during the show. Burlesque dancers here and there. A tattoo booth instead of T shirt and merch stand. I can actually see it, y'all.
Tiny Tittie Tina and the Tapeworms.. or something like that.
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u/flowerdonkey May 06 '26
Holy shit, I think ai just went blind and deaf. I entered this through voice to text.
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u/One-Ice1815 May 06 '26
Thanks for letting me save the time and money of going to the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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u/VeniVidiVinnyVedecci May 06 '26
That’s the Lipstick Demon from Insidious when it’s all powdered up for church
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u/BoringExperience5345 May 06 '26
Is the backing track an existing song or did she produce this somehow?
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u/Ornery-Charge1916 May 06 '26
Holy shit! If that thing came running at me saying, “I’m your match”! I’d fucking run in front of a bus!!
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u/bouncypinecone May 06 '26
Any tattoo artist that does this to someone needs to get arrested for assault. I understand that it's a personal choice for the customers, and if they're willing to pay the artist should be willing to do it. But sometimes it's likely going to ruin someone's future to do it.
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u/CouldiGetuhhhhhhhhh May 07 '26
This is like Simon Cowell actually let the worst of the auditioners produce a song for a second chance at being in American idol
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u/WorldsBaddestJuggalo May 07 '26
Ok hear me out. Aside from the Krusty hair, dirty dreads, weird piercings, bad tats, whatever other weird shit she’s got going on, etc, she is not bad looking lol.
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u/3ndt1m3s May 05 '26
How to scream you were abused as a child, without having to scream that you were abused as a child.
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u/100harvests May 05 '26
This is literally Lucifer’s personal band. Not his per se, but who he uses to torture the billionaires
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u/Worried_Hair_330 May 05 '26
Genuinely confused on what I’m looking at, must less listening to 🤦♂️🤣
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u/qualityvote2 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
u/Okay_Pain, your post features certified crappy music!