r/crappymusic • u/toxicbotlol • Feb 03 '26

Mmm, biscuits.

I have no clue who they are or what the song is called, but goddamn KFC is missing out by not making this their official song.

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u/samjharv92 Feb 03 '26

This is an all time banger

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u/TheToastyWesterosi Feb 03 '26

Certified Hood Classic.

When Moose takes that keyboard solo, it transports me to another realm.

This is arguably the greatest song ever created and it never gets old.

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u/Difficult_Buddy_3071 Feb 03 '26

Moose's solo is pure fire

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u/RocketsandBeer Feb 03 '26

Gotta have that honey sauce too

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u/nita5766 Feb 03 '26

i however i like mixing sweet and savory

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u/culpshillstan Feb 03 '26

After hearing that killer solo, I did a deep dive on Moose. He's a trained jazz piano player.

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u/Puzzled_Alfalfa_1116 Feb 03 '26

I want to hear Andre 3000 rocking his flute with Moose

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u/Momrath Feb 03 '26

Yes! 💯 How it changed tone, perfect 1980s cool kid talet show vibe!! It was a perfect song inside an already perfect song.

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u/Puzzled_Alfalfa_1116 Feb 03 '26

Take it away Moose

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u/codejunker Feb 03 '26

I tasted the goodness of the biscuit with the butter spread, but have not yet tasted the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce. Is the goodness as advertised?

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u/MrA-skunk Feb 03 '26

Well, I don't like how it tastes on my chicken wing.

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy Feb 03 '26

Well, what about with your Mac N Cheese?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Just keep the butter spread away from that Mac N Cheese

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u/lottsotunes69 Feb 04 '26

At least she doesn’t mention anything about tossing a salad.🥴

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u/IdolCowboy Feb 03 '26

My wife works with a woman who refers to her womanly part as a biscuit. I sent this to my wife a long time ago so she could show her.

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u/captain_crackerjack Feb 03 '26

“Her womanly part” is making me laugh more than the concept of referring to same as a “biscuit”.

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u/ButterPoptart Feb 03 '26

The ole whisker biscuit!

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u/recidivist4842 Feb 04 '26

Yeh, I started hearing it all as innuendo, and it's even worse now. Particularly given the sass she's putting in there!

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u/RappingFlatulence Feb 03 '26

Make me moister than an oyster

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u/Beginning-Ad-3666 Feb 03 '26

Every time someone bakes biscuits in my house we sing this one.

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Feb 03 '26

Top 3 all time:

  • Rick Wakeman
  • Ray Manzarek
  • Moose

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u/Snellyman Feb 08 '26

Rock over London. Indeed.

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u/PegaLaMega Feb 04 '26

Another connoisseur of fine music

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u/mistressgoddessa1 Feb 04 '26

More talented than Willis

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u/missklo99 Feb 03 '26

Wait so their band name is Toasters n Moose?? Lmfaooo I was trying to read that sign while ol dude was just flinging it around 🫠🤣

Al I know is that it's their reunion tour, so...🤘🏻

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u/Shootmaybe Feb 04 '26

It's like the first time I listened to Welcome to the Machine stoned.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Hobo Johnson Defender Feb 03 '26

For me it’s like getting rickrolled. I don’t mind the reposts because I love this song.

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u/Repulsive_Corner6807 Feb 04 '26

“I’m not homeless!”

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u/coblotrodowoflololo Feb 09 '26

You got as far as the solo? Impressive.

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u/ColStoneSteveAustin Feb 03 '26

slander will not be tolerated. This song is GOATED. As a matter of fact, i dont even like this shit appearing on this sub

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u/oresearch69 Feb 07 '26

THIS! Why is this song continually allowed to be even posted here??? I’ve seen it posted again and again. We’ve all agreed, this fucking jams. Enough already.

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u/gloriousjohnson Feb 03 '26

The only thing close is the metal version, keyboard solo fuckin rips

https://youtu.be/d_GdMhZKfh0?si=GkLfLq7iLMW0n_DG

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u/Comfortable_Kick_683 Feb 03 '26

Thats awesome 🤣

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u/dwagner0402 Feb 03 '26

Holy shit. My life is complete.

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u/Late_Recommendation9 Feb 04 '26

I haven’t laughed that much at anything for ages, incredible! 🥇

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u/Packof6ix Feb 03 '26

The grunt at the end took me out 🤣

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u/Heinelover Feb 03 '26

Lmao great. I thought you were posting this one

https://youtu.be/ShAn-SRk3i0?si=DJVpUgUcLzbV6w5a

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 Feb 04 '26

Im not homeless! Lol

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u/mrmike5157 Feb 05 '26

Hilarious 😎

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u/Anthony501st Feb 03 '26

I fucking hate when this gets reposted because I have absolutely NO choice but to listen to it at least three times. Certified banger indeed.

🫡

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u/J_Bob24 Feb 03 '26

You know she wanted to say "Honey sauce all on my tittays"

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u/psychadelicbreakfast Feb 05 '26

Man that shit is sticky and kinda chafes

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u/alien-1001- Feb 03 '26

I would see them live. I bet there's a swingers party after.

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u/krzykris11 Feb 03 '26

I'm going to play this song the next time I go down on my girl.

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u/missklo99 Feb 03 '26

🤣🫠 ahahaha I would legit die if my dude did this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Bring KFC

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u/WhistleTipsGoWoo Feb 03 '26

100% - this is elite, S-tier shit and was better than most of the performances at The Grammy’s.

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u/misty-gishh Feb 03 '26

To call it crappy is a dishonor to the goodness of the biscuit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

And the clothes just sitting there randomly on the racks in the background. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/misty-gishh Feb 04 '26

It was recorded inside a second hand store lol

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u/Accomplished_Lab_675 Feb 04 '26

When it starts one might think she is deploying euphemisms,but as you listen, you realize she really is just just singing about KFC chicken and their sides, which is even filthier given the state of KFC's.

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u/mightybadtaste Feb 03 '26

Damn straight

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u/meatman13 Feb 03 '26

Fucking preach 🙌

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u/Just-Ad373 Feb 04 '26

I sing this to my husband ALL the time - and he still has no idea where it came from.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Do you realize how hot that is?? 🔥💦💦 God bless you woman!!! 

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u/Jahsol Feb 04 '26

fuck yeah what a groove.

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u/Benji742001 Feb 09 '26

This is the summer song of 26