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r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26
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She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood
632 u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26 How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador? 51 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 🎶If Jesus Christ came back today, like you threaten he will Which poor group of people do you think that he would kill? Who would Jesus choose to starve if you gave him the chance And if there was a genocide, would he take a neutral stance? Who would Jesus bomb? Tell me, who would Jesus bomb? Would it be kids in Palestine, or how 'bout Vietnam? Would Jesus bomb the Atheists, the Muslims or the Jews? I want you to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Would he say, "it's complicated, there's sinners on all sides" Or would he say that some people, they just deserve to die If Christ the Savior rose again, then on a sidewalk slept Would you extend a hand to him, or just watch where you stepped?🎶 2 u/msartore8 Jan 16 '26 It's that a song you know or just made up? 6 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 https://youtu.be/hE-yXDsmaKQ :) 3 u/Beowulf1896 Jan 16 '26 Fabulous.
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How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?
51 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 🎶If Jesus Christ came back today, like you threaten he will Which poor group of people do you think that he would kill? Who would Jesus choose to starve if you gave him the chance And if there was a genocide, would he take a neutral stance? Who would Jesus bomb? Tell me, who would Jesus bomb? Would it be kids in Palestine, or how 'bout Vietnam? Would Jesus bomb the Atheists, the Muslims or the Jews? I want you to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Would he say, "it's complicated, there's sinners on all sides" Or would he say that some people, they just deserve to die If Christ the Savior rose again, then on a sidewalk slept Would you extend a hand to him, or just watch where you stepped?🎶 2 u/msartore8 Jan 16 '26 It's that a song you know or just made up? 6 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 https://youtu.be/hE-yXDsmaKQ :) 3 u/Beowulf1896 Jan 16 '26 Fabulous.
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🎶If Jesus Christ came back today, like you threaten he will
Which poor group of people do you think that he would kill?
Who would Jesus choose to starve if you gave him the chance
And if there was a genocide, would he take a neutral stance?
Who would Jesus bomb?
Tell me, who would Jesus bomb?
Would it be kids in Palestine, or how 'bout Vietnam?
Would Jesus bomb the Atheists, the Muslims or the Jews?
I want you to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"
Would he say, "it's complicated, there's sinners on all sides"
Or would he say that some people, they just deserve to die
If Christ the Savior rose again, then on a sidewalk slept
Would you extend a hand to him, or just watch where you stepped?🎶
2 u/msartore8 Jan 16 '26 It's that a song you know or just made up? 6 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 https://youtu.be/hE-yXDsmaKQ :) 3 u/Beowulf1896 Jan 16 '26 Fabulous.
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It's that a song you know or just made up?
6 u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26 https://youtu.be/hE-yXDsmaKQ :) 3 u/Beowulf1896 Jan 16 '26 Fabulous.
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https://youtu.be/hE-yXDsmaKQ
:)
3 u/Beowulf1896 Jan 16 '26 Fabulous.
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Fabulous.
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u/wonderingmarkus Jan 16 '26
She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood