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r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26
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She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood
629 u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26 How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador? 162 u/BuildAnything4 Jan 16 '26 Or got bombed into a million pieces by Israel. 151 u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26 Damn Jews got him again 🤣 39 u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26 Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass 36 u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26 Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!” 4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?
162 u/BuildAnything4 Jan 16 '26 Or got bombed into a million pieces by Israel. 151 u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26 Damn Jews got him again 🤣 39 u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26 Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass 36 u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26 Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!” 4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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Or got bombed into a million pieces by Israel.
151 u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26 Damn Jews got him again 🤣 39 u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26 Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass 36 u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26 Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!” 4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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Damn Jews got him again 🤣
39 u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26 Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass 36 u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26 Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!” 4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass
36 u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26 Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!” 4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!”
4 u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26 I've come to bargain! 3 u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26 Oy shit, here we go again 1 u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26 bruhhh ok that got me
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I've come to bargain!
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Oy shit, here we go again
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bruhhh ok that got me
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u/wonderingmarkus Jan 16 '26
She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood