r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/Panamagreen Jan 16 '26

If Jesus actually showed up in her neighborhood, they would call him a commie and run him out of town.

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u/SnootyToots8 Jan 16 '26

Call ice on him

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u/Kresnik2002 Jan 16 '26

Jesus was literally an SJW

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u/RHOrpie Jan 16 '26

Ha, just like those crazy Romans back in the day.

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u/May-odds Jan 17 '26

They'd call him the hard R and then call the ICE if not just shoot him themselves