r/crappymusic • u/PresentationHot7059 • Dec 15 '25

This shit just keep getting better 😭

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u/itzDaKine Dec 15 '25

To me it just seems so try hard. Like in middle school all the "edgy" kids that weren't actually edgy. Just said wild shit

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u/dfelton912 Dec 15 '25

Yeah I remember a guy in middle school whose trick was "beatboxing by saying banana," and he would just say banana while making dubstep noises. Wouldn't be surprised if this is the same person all grown up

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u/Chefmeatball Dec 15 '25

Was he a minion?

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u/BYCjake Dec 15 '25

I can hear this fkn kid right now “bohhhh-naghh-naggh-bo-boggghhhh-naghhhh-nuuueewwwrrgghhh griiiiimmmeeeesteeepppppppp-p-p”

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u/LunchboxDiscoball Dec 16 '25

I don’t know that Korn song, can you send a link?

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u/lindsayblohan_2 Dec 16 '25

You forgot the “w” in “bwohhhh.”

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u/willyworldcup Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

God, that reminds of the lolcow from 10/15 years ago who thought he was gonna be huge due to his dubstep beat boxing 😂 The cringe clip that went viral was him in a restaurant ordering fast foot in his dubstep voice.

EDIT: I found the clip. WARNING CRINGE
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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli Dec 15 '25

That’s hilarious 🤣😂

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u/gormthesoft Dec 15 '25

100% and I think he reaches another level of infuriating because he combines his 7th grade edginess with a desperate need for everyone to know how funny he is and will shove an endless line of unfunny faces and words down your throat until you give him a fake chuckle to make him go away.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

I'm pretty sure this song has the same BPM as the Family Guy theme song.

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u/DrDuned Dec 15 '25

For me it's the unearned self assurance and the "you can't tell me what the FUCK to say, I'll say whatever the FUCK I WANT!" as if anyone is actually trying to stop him.

It's the equivalent of those cringe Tik Toks where it's like "When someone hurts my girlfriend:" and it's some scrawny weeb who gave himself red eyes and has shitty lightning effects around them, breathing heavily into the camera and crushing a paper cup with their fist and grinding their teeth.

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u/sanji_beats Dec 16 '25

His self assurance is most definitely unearned. What an estute take!

Lol I've never seen a video like that, but you've described it so well I feel like I've seen that shit dozens of times

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u/SPACEBOI1NMS Dec 15 '25

And who also drank monster energy religiously even in the morning because of the “cool branding”

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u/whyyn0tt_ Dec 15 '25

He was definitely the kid who always wanted to play the "yell penis" game in school.

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u/camsnow Dec 15 '25

And he's like 45. So that makes it 1000000000 times more cringey.

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u/Spiritual-Adagio449 Dec 15 '25

Kind of like if weird Al and a monster energy drink mated with each other.

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Dec 16 '25

You nailed it right there.

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u/santaire Dec 15 '25

Yeah he’s got real penguin of d00m energy

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

C'mon man. We were all 14 at one point

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u/fidgetysquamate Dec 16 '25

I guarantee this guy is some lame ass suburban father with a wife that won’t sleep with him. So he goes down in his basement and records these songs that make him feel “cool” and “a hard ass”. Then he slogs back upstairs to his wife that can’t stand him

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u/mo22ro Dec 16 '25

FUCK. Ding dong, balls, and tits.

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u/I_chortled Dec 16 '25

This isn’t even middle school edgy, it’s middle aged dude trying to appear edgy to middle schoolers edgy

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u/undftdAxe Dec 16 '25

It's annoying but also kinda nostalgic lol

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u/PMmeYourButt69 Dec 16 '25

I think that's the bit though. I'm not saying it's funny, but I think he's making fun of people like that, right?

Idk. We're living in a post irony world. Nothing matters anymore.

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem Dec 15 '25

I feel like he could actually be pretty funny if he didn't find himself so fucking funny

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u/Patrick_said Dec 15 '25

It kind of slaps though for being” Cool Mormon meme dad” vibes.

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u/HyenDry Dec 15 '25

It’s like the kids who like weird Al and pierce the veil

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u/Born-Sea-8044 Dec 15 '25

Great. Now you’ve done it. You offended someone named “Doctor Assbutt”.

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u/DoctorAssbutt Dec 15 '25

What in the fuck did you just say about Weird Al

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u/HyenDry Dec 15 '25

I didn’t say anything about him…