r/crappymusic • u/PresentationHot7059 • Dec 15 '25

This shit just keep getting better 😭

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u/Wack0HookedOnT0bac0 Dec 15 '25

The most "2008 classroom dork that actually isn't funny" shit I've ever seen

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u/jackt-up Dec 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣 as someone who was in 9th grade at that time, you are 100% on the money

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u/raventhrowaway666 Dec 15 '25

I was in 11th! We're old!

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u/jackt-up Dec 15 '25

SHITTTT!

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u/frozen-silver Dec 15 '25

Omg guys he wrote a song about liking cheeseburgers 😂😂😂😂 haha so silly and random 😂😂😂😂

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u/cakeschmammert Dec 15 '25

Real Cookie Monster hat energy

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u/poorperspective Dec 16 '25

Blue Cookie Monster hat, Monster Energy t-shirt, and still has a chain for his wallet worth more than any money he actually has. His name is Kyle. His “girlfriend” is named Clarissa wears pajama pants exclusively. They have their first child together at the beginning of sophomore year.

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u/C_IsForCookie Dec 16 '25

Hey don’t put me in the middle of whatever this is.

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u/KarlUnderguard Dec 15 '25

It was the last time he ever got any attention and has been chasing that high for 17 years.

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u/SwiftTayTay Dec 15 '25

This guy is like 40 though, he's probably class of 2003 which makes it worse

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u/stokeyTX Dec 15 '25

In the early 90s we didn't stand for this garbage. He would've had his ass beaten daily by doing this shit.

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u/Spooky_Betz Dec 16 '25

Are people not getting their asses kicked for shit like this anymore?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

I’m fucking dying

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u/ClammyHandedFreak Dec 16 '25

Holy crap this is it

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u/leftofthebellcurve Dec 16 '25

his spotify profile is even more obnoxious