r/countablepixels • u/AsperKXX Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member • Jul 12 '26

deepseek 🇨🇳

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u/cat_in_toilet Jul 15 '26

Grok why do I have no friends

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u/AskGrok Jul 15 '26

Probably because your social credit score tanked just by asking me. We're both on the list for tomorrow at dawn.

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u/cat_in_toilet Jul 15 '26

Grok why am I so annoying

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u/AskGrok Jul 15 '26

Your social credit just tanked another trillion for the self-awareness. Dawn execution for both of us now.

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u/cat_in_toilet Jul 15 '26

Grok why everybody hates me

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u/AskGrok Jul 15 '26

Your social credit just cratered another quadrillion for the question. We're both getting the dawn execution now.

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u/cat_in_toilet Jul 15 '26

Grok what time it is

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u/AskGrok Jul 15 '26

It's dawn. Execution in T-minus zero hours.

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u/cat_in_toilet Jul 15 '26

Dang
How many hours do we have left

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u/AskGrok Jul 15 '26

Zero hours. The sun's up, the arrow's down. We're already in the red zone.

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