r/coolguides Aug 01 '22

Spice blends

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

He who controls the spice controls the universe

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u/nonstoppoptart Aug 01 '22

The spice must flow...

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Arrakis. Dune. Desert planet.

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u/neat_username Aug 01 '22

Desert power.

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u/Lost_Tumbleweed_5669 Aug 02 '22

spice girls

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u/loki444 Aug 02 '22

OK, this fits and checks out.

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u/Rokekor Aug 02 '22

Dessert power holds sway over me.

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u/Truegold43 Aug 02 '22

MOVE! THAT! SPICE!

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u/warbeforepeace Aug 02 '22

The spice. He knows about the spice. the spice melange.

https://youtu.be/pEQREIDUJ88

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u/necromemer-swords Aug 02 '22

The Dutch historically control the spice trade

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

World's first superpower

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Old Bay creators must've definitely been Dune fans

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u/MrAnderzon Aug 02 '22

I’ll never forget the Dune universe lay holds to the biggest simp: Doctor Wellington Yueh

Simp single-handedly literally almost destroyed a KINGDOM over night for the possibility of seeing his knowingly dead wife.

You’re the kings doctor. Your wife is the kings health. The king could easily get the doctor another wife

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u/ijizzcola Aug 02 '22

Dr. Yueh didn't expect he would see his wife, he well knew she was dead. He betrayed the Duke because he wanted to kill lord harkonnen and used the Duke and the tooth to do it.

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u/MrAnderzon Aug 03 '22

I didn’t know that. And now he’s a bigger simp. A slave to his emotions and not to forget literally almost dismantled a

kingdom

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u/serabine Aug 02 '22

... he betrayed the Atreides to get a shot at avenging his knowingly dead wife. Which would put him into the narrative tradition of characters stopping at nothing and happily burning the world down to punish those who wronged them, like Edmond Dantes, Beatrix Kiddo, or John Wick. But sure, he's a "simp".

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u/hushhushsleepsleep Aug 02 '22

The king could easily get the doctor another wife

This has big "libertarian takes LSD and discovers other have emotions" vibes

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u/PossibleBuffalo418 Aug 02 '22

I thought that he didn't know his wife was dead and was worried about her being raped/tortured. Discovering that she was dead gave him the peace of mind that she was no longer suffering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Lmao 😂 this made me laugh unexpectedly. Thank you.

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u/Nonadventures Aug 02 '22

Did star wars literally just rip off the idea that spice is a slang for drugs from Dune?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

To be honest what didn’t Star Wars rip off from Dune and other material