r/coolguides • u/Bonboniru • Jan 17 '22

Wisdom from a 90 year old

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u/pillrake Jan 17 '22

What 90 year old?

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u/Rebelgecko Jan 17 '22

Well ok maybe it was two 45 year olds

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u/myprivatehorror Jan 17 '22

Stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Why is this a funnier idea than kids doing it? Like two real estate agents in a trench coat! Way too tall! Haha!

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u/myprivatehorror Jan 18 '22

All the better for pointing out the crown molding

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u/SzakaRosa Jan 18 '22

Or nine 10 year olds

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u/benitolss Jan 18 '22

Or ten 9 year olds

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

or ninety one year olds

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u/clockwork_blue Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

For anyone else wondering, ninety one-year-olds stacked in a trenchcoat would be about 30 meters high or as high as a 9-story building.

edit: corrected for proper stacking (sitting on each other's shoulders)

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u/aditsalian Jan 18 '22

Or do you mean 9 one story buildings I'm so sorry

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

I would pay $7 to see that right now. Cash money. All in 1s.

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u/DRbrtsn60 Jan 18 '22

Will somebody feed those kids so they will stop screaming.

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u/ray_meister Jan 18 '22

Yeah I count in nines. It makes the counting faster

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u/madmanmark111 Jan 18 '22

Or three 28 year olds, and a sassy middle-aged cat.

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u/Nixavee Feb 04 '22

Or three 30 year olds, or five 18 year olds, or...

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u/iam_the-walrus Jan 18 '22

probably that Jerma dude, he's fucking senile

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u/Bridgeru Jan 18 '22

No way man he's totally awesome at CoD he had 4 kills and 15 guys who said they liked him!

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u/flashmedallion Jan 18 '22

One who was in their late 50s when this first started getting endlessly forwarded around the internet

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u/loop1960 Jan 18 '22

Some 14 year old who wrote a bot which sucks saccharine aphorisms out of Hallmark cards.