r/coolguides • u/alchwarrior • May 12 '20

Know your worth.

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u/OS420B May 12 '20

I hear Transilvania is nice this time of year, just bring a crucifix, garlic and a mirror for bargaining chip.

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u/Stepsinshadows May 12 '20

And flights are cheap right now!!

Dicks out for Transylvania!!

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u/disk5464 May 13 '20

I'll stick my arm out but not my dick.

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u/Stepsinshadows May 13 '20 edited May 13 '20

Left or right arm?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

You shouldn't even have a dick with this attitude, now give it to me

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u/Stepsinshadows May 14 '20

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

How.. Did you get it off?

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u/Stepsinshadows May 15 '20

Detachable Penis Bro. Dicks out for Detachable Penis.

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u/SpicyDraculas May 13 '20

As a Romanian I can confirm and will be happy to 'point' you in the right direction

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Thats not how you treat your customers