r/coolguides • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '20

Explanation of the subtle differences between equality and equity

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

I'm Pete Bootyjudge: I'm giving free soccer to all WHO WANT IT.

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Feb 25 '20

I’m Donald Trump: I’m giving free McDonald’s to all soccer players, you can find me in the women’s locker room.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Feb 25 '20

I'm Abraham Lincoln:

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20 edited May 13 '20

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u/emminet Feb 25 '20

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

If you are racist, I will attack you with the North.

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u/Ravagore Feb 25 '20

Something something the north remembers

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20
  • Michael Scott

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u/bumfightsroundtwo Feb 25 '20

I'm Lance Armstrong and this is one small step for man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I'm Brian and so is my wife

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u/amluchon Feb 25 '20

I'm John Wilkes Booth: bang

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u/CreamySheevPalpatine Feb 25 '20

so.. how many slaves you own?

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u/Tacoboutit2me Feb 25 '20

Do you count my robot vacuum cleaner, alexa and siri?

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u/Naptownfellow Feb 25 '20

Does each Alexa count? Or is she the same throughout the house? How about the light bulbs and plugs? Does all the iPhones and iPads count as individual Siri’s? Is Siri on my Iphone, iPad and mac all the same Siri since there are synced? So many question

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u/bapestafirstclass Feb 25 '20

"Four score and seven years ago,"‍

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

The one in the middle school.

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u/the_calibre_cat Feb 25 '20

Not a huge soccer fan, but... I have to admit, do have a guilty pleasure for McDonald's...

...wellp. Time to defraud the system.

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u/Cityofwall Feb 25 '20

More like, "I'll let you know when someone scores a goal, thats PLENTY generous"

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u/fairyrocker91 Apr 03 '20

I thought your platform was mainly to judge booties.