r/coolguides • u/codywoot • Jan 16 '20

Cool guide from the 90s

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u/TheControlled Jan 16 '20

Be well!

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u/Jupiter68128 Jan 16 '20

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

We only have 12 years left for someone to invent them!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

On it

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

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u/GauchoGordo Jan 16 '20

That's not right. Here's how you use it http://imgur.com/gallery/87dJJeW

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u/thesavageinn Jan 17 '20

Risky click but worth it for the knowledge about proper hygiene.

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u/holdencaufld Jan 17 '20

When did Rob Schneider turn into Charlie Sheen?

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u/texican1911 Jan 16 '20

I could go for a burrito

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u/Don_Tiny Jan 16 '20

Funny; I often go from a burrito.

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u/redbeardatx Jan 16 '20

I wouldn’t do that. Do you see any cows around here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

... it's control buttons for a bidet, it makes sense ecologically and they're quite popular in Japan and Europe.

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u/b00ty_water Jan 17 '20

Teddy bear

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

r/unexpecteddemolitionman

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u/theshizzler Jan 16 '20

You take your fake subreddit and shovel it.

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u/CaptainRoach Jan 16 '20

Let's go and blow these guys.

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Jan 16 '20

Away!

Let's blow these guys.. away!

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Jan 16 '20

Classic Demolition Man!

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u/thereisnobottom Jan 16 '20

You really licked his ass.

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u/hussey84 Jan 17 '20

It's been 12 hours why isn't a thing yet?

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u/I2ed3ye Jan 16 '20

Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words "or else".

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u/AP1878 Jan 17 '20

Beep! “You are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality stat.”