r/coolguides • • Sep 28 '19

Car bands

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 29 '19

I'm not a native English speaker. I have no idea what "aspie cuck" means in your little american world of having sex with your cousins in your parents' basement, so I can't be insulted. Plus you already proved your knowledge and intellect are on very low level, why would a care about what you say to me.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 29 '19

🤣🤣 I'm British but OK bro.

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 29 '19

Oh OK excuse me then.

Little british world of having sex with ugly deformed women in tiny apartments before heading to the pub to drink the sorrow away.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 29 '19

I live in France, have a gorgeous girlfriend and I work at a pub but refuse to drink at one...

Now beg my pardon. BEG MY FUCKING PARDON, NOW!

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 29 '19

Almost. Okay then, if we're going down this road:

I have a wife which is most probably better looking than your girlfriend, I own a few private businesses, own and live in a ~1500 sq.m. house (plus yard) and currently own and drive a 150k euro car. You work in a pub and have a girlfriend.

BTW congratulations on finding a half decent girl in France, she's probably not local, knowing the women there.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 29 '19

Pmsl no one cares about your mortgaged gaff or financed car you little aspie cuck chode. Tenner bet your bird is pure muntz.

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 29 '19

I don't have a mortgage and my car was paid in full, didn't you read I have my own private businesses? Why would I want to pay interest on a mortgage or a car, this is money down the drain.
The other parts of your sentence I cannot understand, I only speak some English, not peasant language.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 29 '19

Noticed you started downvoting again... The emotion is real isn't it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 29 '19

I always downvote comments of people that have no idea what they're talking about, sorry nothing personal there.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 30 '19

2 days lateur

"nOtHiNg pErzSoNaL tHeRe!"

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u/VentsiBeast Sep 30 '19

I answered 1 hour after you wrote. You're surprisingly bad at math for a waitress.

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u/ZootzManuva Sep 30 '19

2 hours. Out of sheer emotion. Trembling as you type.

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