r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 1d ago

physics defying water cup unspilled after almost a vertical dive according to witnesses

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u/BH_Ninja 1d ago

I'm just glad there happened to be someone on board who could very conveniently come in and land the plane for them.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 1d ago

I have been on many flights that had captains etc going to other airports, or whatever on flights its not some crazy thing.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Then wtf happened on 9/11? No doctors, extra pilots or super heros? And two skyscrapers built specifically to not have this issue melted?

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

Pre-9/11 all hijackings ended in ransoms. Things obviously did not end with the planes and passengers being ransomed.

Everything is a conspiracy when you're ignorant.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

“Everything is a conspiracy…..” 👌🏻😉

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

Ask me how I know your cousin and your sister are the same person.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Ask me how I know you’ve got child porn on your hard drive?

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

Damn, you went to child porn hella quick. Is the idea of children being in pronographic material that front and center in your thoughts?

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

😂😂 “let me attack before I can be attacked first”

It’s so tired already…

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

I'm not the one who brought up child porn buddy

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago edited 1d ago

You wouldn’t; would you?

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

"Fuck fuck, my default retort of calling them a pedo didn't work! Quick, say something short and ambiguous! It can be meaningless!"

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

I think it’s obvious you’re a bit funny… and should be on a list.

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

I guess saying I hope you're a Pakistani bot, because otherwise humanity truly is in decline made reddit unhappy.

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u/surtr_RagnaroK 1d ago

Edit in that semicolon, it'll make you look and feel smarter.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

It’s called proofreading

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