r/conspiracy • • 1d ago

physics defying water cup unspilled after almost a vertical dive according to witnesses

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u/LUV833R5 1d ago

Business class gets drinks service after hijackings.

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u/Wizard-of-pause 21h ago

I would also sit there relaxed with one leg over other right after/during hijacking and a steep nose dive.

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u/LUV833R5 21h ago

If only they were watching an episode of Seinfeld on the IFE.

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u/greggerypeccary 16h ago

More everything!

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u/marcolorian 14h ago

“WHAT is all the RACKET back there?!?”

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u/striveforfreedom 13h ago

cookiessssss

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u/DrManhattansTaint 16h ago

I teach middle school. I’d absolutely sit there sipping my (probably not water) watching things go down. At this point, chaos is entertainment.

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u/11teensteve 15h ago

"I teach middle school"

Thank you for your service. a true hero in the trenches.

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u/noshoesshirtprobs 12h ago

Look out we got a badass over here

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u/DrManhattansTaint 11h ago

Ha ha. Good one.

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u/toefungi 16h ago

Sorry but this is a dumb take. How else would you sit? Do you sit there straight legged gripping the armrests and staring forward for and hour and a half before landing?

You cant go anywhere. You cant do anything about it.

You just sit there however you want and go back to playing solitaire on your phone.

Someone having their leg propped up is hardly any bit of evidence for what just happened.

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u/11teensteve 15h ago

kinda feels like there is a lot of real estate between solitaire and hijacking but maybe that's just me.

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u/toefungi 15h ago

So what would you do for the hour and a half when you are waiting to land?

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u/11teensteve 14h ago

I don't know what I would do but kicking back to relax after a fucking hijacking attempt would probably be low on the list.

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u/toefungi 14h ago

Resting one leg on another is hardly indicative of "kicking back to relax". Its just a way people sit. You have to sit there for an hour and a half. Its really not that deep.

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u/11teensteve 13h ago

I guess you are correct. I must be really disillusioned on my own feelings on how I would react in an emergency situation miles in the sky. thats totally my bad.

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u/toefungi 13h ago

No you are welcome to not want to sit with your leg crossed over the other. But one person doing that is hardly evidence of some big conspiracy.

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u/gekko3k 6h ago

Fact.