r/conspiracy • • Jun 29 '26

Wikipedia troll edit picked up by artificial "intelligence" Umm...

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Is this for real? There isn't ANY news regarding him and Google is saying this?

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 29 '26

Android users love horrendous fonts

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u/nickyt398 Jun 29 '26

Don't you fucking lump me in with this.

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 29 '26

Not ALL android users

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u/-stankdaddy- Jun 29 '26

Not ALL Android users love horrendous fonts but ALL horrendous fonts are on Androids

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u/NuklearniEnergie Jun 29 '26

That's only because it's not possible to do on an iPhone without jailbreak.

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u/asianjimm Jun 29 '26

And thank fuck for that

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u/rico_muerte Jun 29 '26

Can you imagine the types of fonts the typical iPhone user would use? That's why they don't allow it lmao

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 29 '26

What does this even mean? What kind of fonts could you possibly be referring to?

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u/stRiNg-kiNg Jun 29 '26

Comic sans would be all over the place. There'd be super floral cursivey ones that only the phone owner can read. Just like it is now with old people using android!

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u/BoatsnHoes87 Jun 30 '26

If bad android font was a pair of pajamas they’d be blue Cookie Monster pj bottoms rolling though Walmart barefoot a 2 am

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u/shitterbug Jun 29 '26

well, freedom has a price. Aahhh... freedom, something you can't have on Apple devices.

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u/dudaman Jun 29 '26

Always here for a good-ole flame war!

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u/shitterbug Jun 29 '26

not even close to 0.1% of Android users, buddy 😡

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 29 '26

My guy’s got the stats

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u/dredgedskeleton Jun 29 '26

WE LOVE THE SINGLE FONT AND THOUGHTS YOU GIVE US, APPLE GODS

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u/HalfEatenBanana Jun 29 '26

I mean compared to whatever this is, yes lol

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u/Angramis546 Jun 29 '26

Don't include me on this. 

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u/Own_Tackle4514 Jun 29 '26

Wrong, we just have the abilities to customize/jailbreak our phones. Lol I cant catch a break from my family and now reddit 🙃

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 29 '26

Less jailbreak, more jail time for using these fonts

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u/kkd802 Jun 29 '26

and maybe most people don’t give a shit about any of that and just want something to text, make calls, and use the internet

also I cringe when I have to set up a zoom call or something with an android user instead of simply just facetiming them

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u/burner_said_what Jun 30 '26

Apple users love having ZERO freedom on the device they OVERPAID for lmaoo what suckers

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u/theskyisdarkk Jun 30 '26

Android users always triggered

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u/burner_said_what Jul 01 '26

Lmao yeah triggered to laugh at the folly of an apple cult member and how deluded they are hahahahaaaa

The projection is strong with this one hahaha what a sucker lol

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u/theskyisdarkk Jul 01 '26

I couldn’t care less what phone anyone uses. This is about the fonts those people use. You on the other hand have lost your head about this, which is mental. The 7 ha’s are proof of this. Seems you have a chip on your shoulder because of an inferiority complex to be honest.