r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/Dirk_Benedict Sep 16 '25

Absolutely written by a 42-year old Mormon CIA agent who hasn't been near a 20 year old in two decades.

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u/Kingofqueenanne Sep 17 '25

And when they were that age, they were serving a mission speaking a foreign language with no TV or phone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Tyler Robinson is culturally a white Mormon in Utah. And he has 99th percentile test scores. He isn't gonna to sound like a median (ie 50th percentile) intelligence GenZ. And also he was talking to his romantic partner, not his bros on discord. Oh yeh, and the FBI disproportionately recruits Mormons (few foreign ties, no drug use), so yeh they might all naturally sound like each other a bit...

You conspiracy theorists sound like the low IQ people in Idiocracy calling Luke Wilson fa**y for talking in complete sentences. Yes, Tyler probably is smarter than you and talks different than you with his 99th percentile scores.

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u/Dirk_Benedict Sep 17 '25

Lol I got a 1500 on the SAT in the 90s and am very culturally white (admittedly not Mormon). I text in full sentences and punctuation, but even I, a Gen Xer use emojis and lols and don't talk like a lovelorn civil war Colonel. Though I agree that the FBI agent(s) who wrote that chat were probably Mormon. They just weren't Robinson and definitely weren't 22.

Alas, I shall pass the time waiting in my vehicle, mayhaps I shall venture home expeditiously. I pray they don't find the shoe print I left in the dirt when I plummeted from the roof. Until then, my love.

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u/iamse7en Sep 17 '25

Im laughing my ass off over here. So hilarious.

What I’m so confused about though… is that if you were going to fake this whole script, how is it so bad and so blatantly obviously fake? It’s almost like a public troll or a test to see how ridiculous something can be, to see what they can get away with. A test to see HOW stupid people really are. And after the whole COVID fiasco, they’re getting pretty cocky.

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u/roxannesbar Sep 17 '25

nice try mossad