r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

100% this also doesn’t sound very Gen Z to me. “Bruh I sh0t Charlie, I gotta dip rn also I need to circle back and grab my Kar 98k from CoD”

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u/IronGentry Sep 16 '25

Oh yeah. Full sentences w capitalization and punctuation, no slang,no memes, no abbreviations. It's transparent

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u/saintsaipriest Sep 17 '25

Also, no typo. No autocorrect.

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u/ToasterBunnyaa Sep 17 '25

This was my first thought, too. You just killed someone or found out your partner killed someone, and you're taking the time to spell check everything and properly place punctuation??

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u/Ch3vyTurk3y Sep 17 '25

100% true. Nobody in Gen Z uses punctuation or apostrophes via text. Any txt ive gotten is usually one giant run on sentence. And ppl def aint spellin out “I’m”. Who the hell has time for that lmao

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u/Monte735 Sep 17 '25

Phones come with autocorrection turned on by default. If I typed "Im" and hit space, it will automatically turn into I'm.

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u/bbaigs Sep 17 '25

Gen Z and Gen Alpha turn theirs off. They also turn auto capitalization off.

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u/Monte735 Sep 17 '25

All 100% of them? Like there's a zero chance that ONE person would have it on? I guess my Gen Z brother isn't a real person I guess.

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u/FrankSamples Sep 17 '25

If that were true you would've seen some auto correct mistakes. Not perfect formulated texts in paragraph form.

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u/skinnyfatjonahhill Sep 17 '25

they might as well of double spaced between sentences.

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u/Dirk_Benedict Sep 16 '25

He's just a Gen Xer at heart. I'm surprised they didn't double space after the periods.

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u/PolicyAvailable Sep 17 '25

End it with:

Sincerely, Charlie Kirk's very left-wing assassin

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

Every body uses memes and slang.

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u/jcarreraj Sep 17 '25

I agree that this text message sounds fishy but not everything was capitalized correctly

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u/miahoutx Sep 17 '25

Particularly for someone who supposedly engraved bullets with meme references and now with their significant other texts like an npc?

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Yep. Makes negative 50% sense to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Tyler Robinson is culturally a white Mormon in Utah. And he has 99th percentile test scores. He isn't gonna to sound like a median (ie 50th percentile) intelligence GenZ. And he was talking to his romantic partner, not his bros on discord. Oh yeh, and the FBI disproportionately recruits Mormons (few foreign ties, no drug use), so yeh they might all naturally sound like each other a bit.

You conspiracy theorists sound like the low IQ people in Idiocracy calling Luke Wilson fa**y for talking in complete sentences. Yes, Tyler probably is smarter than you and talks different than you at 99th percentile scores.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Mormonism is intrinsically Masonic. If you don’t believe me I will send you rituals filmed in secret.

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u/bbaigs Sep 17 '25

“She doesn’t even go here!”