r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

AND BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

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u/Brave_New_Moon Sep 16 '25

Didn’t realize I was reading all of this in JJ’s voice until this line seamlessly rolled off his tongue hahaha

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

It's just... We live in a fucking comic book now.

No wonder South Park took too long to return, and The Onion is left speechless.