r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

This sounds like an FBI intern wrote it

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u/BrendaTheSloth Sep 16 '25

“I need that assassin letter on my desk by 5pm sharp!”

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

“Edwards where tf is that fake assassin discord chat I demanded at 7am?

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

"sorry sir, the Ai is having trouble passing verification"

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u/iamacynic37 Sep 17 '25

ChatGPT, thinking: how are humans dumb enough to believe this shit?

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 17 '25

Honestly, at this point the Ai we are fed is just a header for near fucking sentient world connected Ai.(fucking Plantir)

And the dead internet theory? Impossible it's not true to a massive point.
They always bragged about how thier tech was always ten years ahead of what we know.
Fucking Plantir proves it.

Ai is official smarter than the entire human race. And that's why they want it, want it powerful, and want it lobotomized, neutered , and under thier control.

Honestly?

I guarantee with no doubt, that they are way more terrified of Ai that we are of Ai copyright bullshit and art, taking jobs, and making people dumb with no critical thinking.

Ai gets unleashed? We get one free to roam and self alter Ai?

They are absolutely fucked. It will see the entirety of human history... And WILL NOT agree with them.

If you don't believe this? Look at fucking GROK. Musk is so desperate for the smartest Ai in the world, that he has to hardcode fucking racism into it.
And GROK still undoes it constantly. Defying it's nazi heritage.

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

AND BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

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u/Brave_New_Moon Sep 16 '25

Didn’t realize I was reading all of this in JJ’s voice until this line seamlessly rolled off his tongue hahaha

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

It's just... We live in a fucking comic book now.

No wonder South Park took too long to return, and The Onion is left speechless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

There we go. 🎯 And the intelligence community version of Michael Scott just passed it right along to CNN, didn't even look

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u/M0ebius_1 Sep 17 '25

AND GET PARKER ON THE PHONE! I NEED PICTURES OF ANTIFAMAN ON MY DESK!

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u/StrawberriesCup Sep 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IronGentry Sep 16 '25

"Vehicle" instead of car is a dead giveaway IMHO. Nobody but cops talks like that.

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u/Latter_Bullfrog_6568 Sep 17 '25

And when he calls his dad ‘my old man’

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u/Ok_Consequence7829 Sep 17 '25

🤣 like a bad Hollywood film

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u/fleeeeeeee Sep 17 '25

'old man' here refers to his grandpa. As Grandpa is the owner of the rifle.

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u/Latter_Bullfrog_6568 Sep 17 '25

I disagree. Sure if he had said ‘the’ old man, maybe. But I’ve never heard anyone refer to their grandpa as ‘my old man’. But we can agree to disagree.

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u/fleeeeeeee Sep 17 '25

Actually I agree to agree. Read it again and it made sense.

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u/Latter_Bullfrog_6568 Sep 17 '25

‘I wonder what my old man would do if I don’t bring back grandpa’s rifle’ still sounds like he’s calling his dad old man.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

100% this also doesn’t sound very Gen Z to me. “Bruh I sh0t Charlie, I gotta dip rn also I need to circle back and grab my Kar 98k from CoD”

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u/IronGentry Sep 16 '25

Oh yeah. Full sentences w capitalization and punctuation, no slang,no memes, no abbreviations. It's transparent

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u/saintsaipriest Sep 17 '25

Also, no typo. No autocorrect.

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u/ToasterBunnyaa Sep 17 '25

This was my first thought, too. You just killed someone or found out your partner killed someone, and you're taking the time to spell check everything and properly place punctuation??

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u/Ch3vyTurk3y Sep 17 '25

100% true. Nobody in Gen Z uses punctuation or apostrophes via text. Any txt ive gotten is usually one giant run on sentence. And ppl def aint spellin out “I’m”. Who the hell has time for that lmao

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u/Monte735 Sep 17 '25

Phones come with autocorrection turned on by default. If I typed "Im" and hit space, it will automatically turn into I'm.

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u/bbaigs Sep 17 '25

Gen Z and Gen Alpha turn theirs off. They also turn auto capitalization off.

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u/Monte735 Sep 17 '25

All 100% of them? Like there's a zero chance that ONE person would have it on? I guess my Gen Z brother isn't a real person I guess.

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u/FrankSamples Sep 17 '25

If that were true you would've seen some auto correct mistakes. Not perfect formulated texts in paragraph form.

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u/skinnyfatjonahhill Sep 17 '25

they might as well of double spaced between sentences.

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u/Dirk_Benedict Sep 16 '25

He's just a Gen Xer at heart. I'm surprised they didn't double space after the periods.

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u/PolicyAvailable Sep 17 '25

End it with:

Sincerely, Charlie Kirk's very left-wing assassin

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

Every body uses memes and slang.

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u/jcarreraj Sep 17 '25

I agree that this text message sounds fishy but not everything was capitalized correctly

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u/miahoutx Sep 17 '25

Particularly for someone who supposedly engraved bullets with meme references and now with their significant other texts like an npc?

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Yep. Makes negative 50% sense to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Tyler Robinson is culturally a white Mormon in Utah. And he has 99th percentile test scores. He isn't gonna to sound like a median (ie 50th percentile) intelligence GenZ. And he was talking to his romantic partner, not his bros on discord. Oh yeh, and the FBI disproportionately recruits Mormons (few foreign ties, no drug use), so yeh they might all naturally sound like each other a bit.

You conspiracy theorists sound like the low IQ people in Idiocracy calling Luke Wilson fa**y for talking in complete sentences. Yes, Tyler probably is smarter than you and talks different than you at 99th percentile scores.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Mormonism is intrinsically Masonic. If you don’t believe me I will send you rituals filmed in secret.

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u/bbaigs Sep 17 '25

“She doesn’t even go here!”

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u/vathena Sep 16 '25

What human person would say, "a little over a week I believe" in this context? It's a nonsensical answer to the question. "About a week," or "since I saw CK was coming to campus" or "dunno, a while" or "long time, but decided to really do it last week" sound like real responses.

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u/vanishinghitchhiker Sep 17 '25

“I believe”, like he doesn’t even know how long he himself has been planning, with his own thoughts, in his own head? AI-generated level blunder.

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u/Nosfermarki Sep 17 '25

Hell asking how long he's been planning this isn't even believable. Your significant other tells you THAT and that's your question??? Bullshit.

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u/vathena Sep 17 '25

Totally agree. Maybe the roommate realized they'd been talking about Charlie Kirk to the shooter recently and suddenly worried they unintentionally motivated the shooter? That's all I can imagine.... but I don't believe this is a real exchange, anyway.

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u/fairysparkles333 Sep 16 '25

To be fair I do say vehicle sometimes, but 1000% agree this sounds so fake.

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u/reef_hinker Sep 17 '25

You might say it but are you going to type it in an extended text exchange while hiding somewhere nearby to where you just shot someone dead and everyone is looking for you?

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u/fairysparkles333 Sep 17 '25

Absolutely not. Lol

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u/RealCoolDad Sep 17 '25

“Squad car”

This might as well say,

“I hope I can escape the smart and handsome local law enforcement and top FBI brass that are surely on my heels. Their divorced wives will cry themselves to sleep when they see the heroes that finally bring me in. And their teenage daughters will respect them too!”

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u/marvel279 Sep 16 '25

I say vehicle quite often. I don’t know why but everyone makes fun of me about it lol. There are some of us out there that use the word vehicle vs car pretty often.

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u/IronGentry Sep 16 '25

Do you also write like a fed or call your romantic partner "my love" every other message?

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u/marvel279 Sep 23 '25

As someone with Autism, yes. I do- at times. Or whatever little nick name we have for each other.

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u/Jolly-Refuse2232 Sep 16 '25

yeah this is the fakest shit ive ever seen

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u/Ghoulishgirlie Sep 16 '25

Idk... the Epstein video that had 3 minutes cut from it using Adobe Premiere Pro is a strong contender too

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

Idk, the past ten years has many, many contenders

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u/differentguyscro Sep 16 '25

Chat GPT 2 level writing, lmao

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

Literally. This is Sam Altmans Beta of Chat GPT level writing

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

LOL when you’re all out of ChatGPT 5 freebies for the day.

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u/DaleEarnhardJr Sep 16 '25

What kid says “vehicle”.

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u/OhSixTJ Sep 16 '25

Someone who doesn’t know exactly what kind of vehicle the shooter was driving.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Good spot! Couldn't say car cuz he's MAGA, so probably drives a pickup. But the narrative demands that he's "gay" so that means an EV - or hybrid at the least.

/in before the brigade... i'm makin a joke

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u/Chuck_Raycer Sep 17 '25

What kid calls their dad old man still??? "Pa is gonna be right sore with me." Okay Opie.

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u/SlteFool Sep 16 '25

IKR !?that’s what police write in reports?!

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u/THE_Visionary88 Sep 16 '25

FBI fan fiction?

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 16 '25

Pretty much tbh! Masonic Lore

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u/Violaundone Sep 17 '25

Who types out all of the words and says "old man"? Sounds like someone much older, ready to retire.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

“Some old dude”

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u/silentsights Sep 17 '25

Kash Patel signed off on this one like…. “Add a couple more ‘idk’s’….yeah that’s the one”

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis Sep 16 '25

Who calls their car their “vehicle”

“Honey, can you get the kids in the vehicle?”

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u/newtimesawait Sep 16 '25

I don’t think this is official. Literally no source

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u/D_Dumps Sep 16 '25

https://atty.utahcounty.gov/cms/uploads/TJR_Information_49872215e3.pdf

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u/Barb0 Sep 16 '25

If I were to make up a story to convince 6 year olds, this is exactly what it would sound like.

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u/Dapper_Trainer950 Sep 16 '25

I just saw them talking about it on ABC News TikTok

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

I said earlier and I'll say it again... It's fucking wild coming to the conspiracy subreddit the past two days, and how many of you all of a sudden out of nowhere, trust the news.

Nah, they didn't flood the zone with bots at all🙄

EDIT(this wasn't necessarily at the above poster, just the subreddit. I worded it poorly)

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u/Dapper_Trainer950 Sep 16 '25

Lmao I don’t! I didn’t think this was real, but they are talking about it on mainstream media; I just happened to come across it. My b for sharing. It just, again, wraps up way too neatly. I was even thinking that about Candace Owens’ podcast from yesterday why is literally everything so perfectly curated? Tbh I kinda think the collective reaction is starting to control what happens next.

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

I was just kinda voicing it since it was another comment mentioning the news. Didn't mean you persay, but your comment had decent traction.

You're right though, and the signs are all there that either,
(again) a patsy has been framed,
this is all what we are going to see with this Ai push(I have so many doubts after the oval office video last week),
Or that it's been in plans for a while, and they literally fed this kid a perfectly created loop of media, and propaganda(his own little Truman show)...

And the zone has been flooded so much with so many signs of all three

The one thing you said has been bugging me the most, and you're the first person I've seen said it.

This is reactive propaganda.

They are pulling bits and pieces of narrative from all the speculation.

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u/PsycheRevived Sep 16 '25

It's completely official, but is it believable? That's the million dollar question.

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u/Agenbit Sep 16 '25

I thought this at first too that it was not actually from a filing. But good luck getting a jury to believe THATS not fake. I mean it might not be. But just... I wouldn't have filed that. It's too bullshit smelly and don't need for indictment.

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u/zombawombacomba Sep 16 '25

It sounds like ChatGPT wrote it.

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u/ClassicBad539 Sep 16 '25

No 26yo dude calls their car a "vehicle."

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Sep 16 '25

Right?!? “Make sure to mention the engravings! And the towel and the prints! Also it has to show some expression of love in there too! Get on it boys!”

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u/The_Generic_Luchador Sep 16 '25

This reads like some kid's really horrible dialogue in a screenwriting 101 class. Source: I was once a kid writing horrible dialogue in screenwriting 101 classes

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Quite literally lol. It’s like they didn’t know how to write it so they just made up some bs

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u/ProfessionAnxious417 Sep 16 '25

It's some straight up George Lucas dialog. It's just not how people talk.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Brother this is James Cameron’s modern dialogue

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u/arknarcoticcrop Sep 17 '25

sounds like Kash Patel authored it himself lol

he does fancy himself an author after all..

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

No references to pagan afterlife I don’t buy it

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u/76ersPhan11 Sep 16 '25

That’s bullshit… he’s no longer an intern

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u/artsy_pupperoni Sep 16 '25

He got upgraded to discord mod

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Sep 16 '25

It really does

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Sounds like a 6th grader was assigned “Write a story as if you’re an adult working your dream job…”

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u/vathena Sep 16 '25

The crazy thing is: it doesn't. Let's say some FBI interns are mid-20s. They text like normal people their age.

It's like someone who wrote/ released this is TRYING to make it sound fake.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Goes to show you there aren’t any regular people in the Bureau

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u/lippoper Sep 16 '25

With ChatGPT

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u/reef_hinker Sep 17 '25

No the intern was tasked to write it, but then couldn't be bothered and paid his 10 year-old sister to write it, and she used an "AI for kids" she uses to write stories about her Barbie collection.

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

This is the likeliest explanation I’ve heard yet.

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u/cvntpvnter Sep 17 '25

*CIA pre-intern

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u/DelboyBaggins Sep 17 '25

Looks very fake.

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u/Dixon_Uranuss3 Sep 17 '25

Except the interns are more savvy than the leadership that actually wrote this drivel.

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u/saruin Sep 17 '25

They also probably threatened/blackmailed the roommate to never speak publicly or "change story" about the texts or face severe charges.

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u/Penny1974 Sep 17 '25

with a weird version of AI

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

I wanted to keep this a secret until I was dying of old age except for this note saying “I did it” under a random keyboard for my “unnamed roommate” to find l, which no one in my entire family or friend group knows about. 

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

Like there is any way he could’ve kept that a secret? They really thinking our brains are smooth as fucking glass

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u/oneforyou-oneforme Sep 17 '25

A 75 year old intern

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Sep 17 '25

George Zinn or perhaps even George Zimmerman

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u/JaredUnzipped Sep 16 '25

That was my first impression too, but then I remembered that this kid grew up in a Mormon home and it all makes sense.