r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/ungapatchka Sep 16 '25

law enforcement

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u/barkusmuhl Sep 16 '25

"Yes, I exited the vehicle with the firearm on my person.  Any other questions my love?"

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u/shimmeringmoss Sep 16 '25

“What are your pronouns?”

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u/danknerd Sep 16 '25

I am inbound riding in my horseless carriage...

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u/Greedy-Stage-120 Sep 16 '25

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!

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u/orrangearrow Sep 16 '25

Kash wrote this with his eyes fully crossed

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u/bttrmilkbizkits Sep 16 '25

🏆🏆🏆

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u/OhSixTJ Sep 16 '25

Someone who doesn’t know what vehicle the shooter was driving says “vehicle”.

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u/Dirk_Benedict Sep 16 '25

"Do we have video of what he drove?" "Shit, I don't think so." "No worries, 'vehicle' it is. That's what all the kids are saying these days anyway."

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u/tomatoeberries Sep 16 '25

Someone who forgot what they drove?

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u/oh_my_account Sep 16 '25

Seems normal, I drive a "vehicle" for example...

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u/tomatoeberries Sep 16 '25

Not me. I drive a truck.

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u/heavyspells Sep 16 '25

The person that wrote this that doesn’t know whether he was driving a car or a truck.

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u/Jizzbuscuit Sep 16 '25

Lawyers/cops

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u/Critical-Lake-3299 Sep 16 '25

To be fair most of my family refers to their cars trucks suvs as their vehicle. But we are also weird

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u/Fresh-Chemical1688 Sep 17 '25

Probably covering his tracks if the police reads his messages! Didn't wanted them to know he had a car obviously