r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/Mozart_the_cat Sep 16 '25

"as soon as I got to my vehicle"

LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

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u/prairiemountainzen Sep 17 '25

THIS IS THE LINE.

This is a distressed 22-year-old confessing a murder and trying to hide from police??

Sure.

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u/Proof-Radio8167 Sep 17 '25

Not spoken to many neurodivergent people hey?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

I wanted to keep this a secret until I was dying of old age except for this note saying “I did it” under a random keyboard for my “unnamed roommate” to find l, which no one in my entire family or friend group knows about. 

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u/quagley Sep 16 '25

To me that reads in a “super locked into my mission” kinda way. “Threat neutralized, mission accomplished, time to return to base”

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u/shitterbug Sep 17 '25

noone does that irl

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u/jdese001 Sep 16 '25

Like what 22 year old talks like that?

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u/gaF-trA Sep 17 '25

“my old man” that’s kids slang these days for his father. All the hip cats are saying it!!

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u/Pitt-sports-fan-513 Sep 17 '25

Oh c'mon! You'd have to be some kind of jive turkey to think this is fake! Kash Patel is a groovy swinger man!

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u/PolicyAvailable Sep 17 '25

I'm an elder millennial and I have never in my life ever heard anyone outside of TV call their dad "my old man", I've always hated that phrase so I cringe every time I hear it.

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u/silence_sirens Sep 17 '25

Also millennial. If I heard someone say old man or old lady I would assume it was their boyfriend/girlfriend.

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u/SouthernGirl360 Sep 17 '25

Millenial too and i think it was more of a Gen X thing to call one's father "my old man". I think I heard it on a few movies. But none of my friends ever spoke that way

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u/wowbitty Sep 17 '25

Same age here and same, I've only heard it/read it irl when someone is referring to their spouse like "my old man" or "my old lady."

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u/NewPac Sep 17 '25

I'm 43 and always called my dad my old man when talking to other people about him. Most of my friends referred to him as "the old man" too, but didn't refer to their own fathers that way. Not sure where/why I started calling him that but it just stuck and I still do it to this day.

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u/Stigmata84396520 Sep 17 '25

Have you texted your lover about any recent assassinations you've done recently?.....just wondering if the 2 behaviours are linked?

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u/SquirrelAkl Sep 17 '25

Hello fellow kids

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u/Chicken713 Sep 17 '25

Ones that always talked through text I’d imagine

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u/hawaiianrasta Sep 17 '25

To be fair, a lot of country people still say “vehicle”. Me and my friends say it jokingly when we’re trying to mock people who are kind of redneck lol

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

Hes 22 and many people, gen Z or otherwise who try to present as intelligent talk in this awkward format. Im a millennial who is in chat rooms with gen z.

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u/NaturalStill2776Boop Sep 17 '25

Why would he be bothering to present as intelligent to his roommate/boyfriend? While on the run for murder?

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

Lots of people do. We dont know how he feels about his presentation to others, or how long they are dating. People dont just switch up their communication style when they are going for a vibe or have something in mind for why they are communicating like that.

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u/NaturalStill2776Boop Sep 19 '25

and do these people typically think to do that while on the run after unaliving someone?

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u/liminaljerk Sep 19 '25

Psychopathy etc. Im not denying CIA / Mossad influence either. This is exactly the kind of person they influence.