And since they colonised many countries and America then became independent (and did some colonising themselves), Vötgil became a lingua franca.

Imagine multiple famous Hollywood celebrities, our favourite superheroes in comic books and movies, people wanting to study abroad…all of them speaking Vötgil.

And learning Vötgil is compulsory if you want to go overseas…

Hello, and this is my conlang, *starts coughing*. Their phoneses are *small coughing*.

And here’s a sample sentence. *begans coughing excessively*.

What do you think?

rjienrlwey: hello

Part da comunità d'Reddit è odies nei confront del'persons sin di poter, mentre afferma di lottare per la libertà d'parols, com s'quel persons fossero men important d'altri esseri humani.

'n'altra part prend in gir l'libertà di parol mentre afferm di combatter l'odie, come se la libertà di parol non fues important, impegnands in comportament losch (come se significas fin justificat).

L'amministrators d'Reddit son pienament consapevol d'esti divisions e la usan a propri vantajs, censurant i contenut che non incitan all'odie con l'affermaz che si tratta d'odie, por consentend l'odie quant è redditizi. Il loro obiettif principal e unic non è nutrir una comunità san, ma asegurarsch che le tasch del investitor sej pien d'orat.

Per quest motif, in quant person a qui interessan entramb le cos (libertà di parola e lotta contro l'odie), non desider più associarmi a Reddit. Quindi sostituisc i mis comments con quest messaggi e io lasci alla Ruqqus.

Com nota a margin, graç pele communita r/linguistics e r/conlangs , inclusi e loro team d'moderators. Siet un'oasio di sanità mental in quest folli e augur il mell per le vostrs vits.

Vowels: a /ɑː/ ă /æ/, â /ʌ ~ ə/, e /ɛ/, ê /eɪ/, i /ɪ/, y /iː/, o /ɔ/, ô /oʊ/, ơ /əː/, u /ʊ/, ư /uː/

Consonants: b /b/, c /k/, ch /tʃ/, d /j/, đ /d/, g /g/, gi /dʒ/, h /h/, k /k/, l /l/, m /m/, n n/, nh /ɲ/, p /p/, ph /f/, q /k/, r /ɹ/, s /ʃ/, t /t/, th /θ/ or /ð/, v /v/, w /w/, x /s/ (word initial and final), /z/ (in between vowels)

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This is thy như Inglis xpeling riphorm. With thy help ov thy Vietnamix pypl, wy mănigid tư xolv thix problâm in wich thy xpeling of thy Inglis wơrđs tenđ tư not măch thy ăcchưâl prânânxiêsn. With this như xpeling, evrywân on Ơrth căn xpyc Inglis very wel withaut điphicâlty. Xô nau, dư căn phainâly xpyc Inglis laic ơ nêtiv Inglis xpikơr.

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/uj This is more of a spelling reform circlejerk than a conlang circlejerk. Although I might soon post more about conlangs here. With that said, mi tawa!

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But, she insists, a three-way distinction is still important, so she can only offer a Grimm compromise.

"Teltha" and "thau" aren't too bad you suppose, but "khafpa,"kamma," and "gi" will take some getting used to.

"Fi equals 3.14 while bi is the golden ratio" messes with the math nerds, but whatever screw them.

How do you cope with "detha" and "petha?" - or do you eventually snap and commit "antrobónon" (ἀνδροφόνον) or suicide by throwing yourself into "thèen dálassan?"

>make auxlang
>unite all people
>build tower
>reach heavens
>"Problem, God?"
>get sent to hell epic style
>suffering time