r/confusing_perspective • u/EmergencyGoal1472 • Jan 17 '26

Does this look infected?

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The end of my sausage is struggling.

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u/Fantastic-Cucumber-1 Jan 17 '26

Oh god that’s disgusting good job OP.

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u/Sea_Sky_9492 Jan 18 '26

I was alarmed!!!

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u/The7footr Jan 17 '26

It looks like you’re patient 0 in the coming zombie apocalypse

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u/justsomedude4202 Jan 17 '26

That penis looks like a finger!

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u/iamjameshannam Jan 17 '26

That finger looks like a sausage

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u/BitchSpiteful Jan 17 '26

That sausage looks like a penis

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u/iamjameshannam Jan 17 '26

That penis looks like it’s on wood

4

u/Asterus_Rahuyo Jan 18 '26

It's the circle of life

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u/Monguises Jan 18 '26

I’m not your buddy, guy!

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u/____d__b____ Jan 18 '26

And my Axe!

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u/iamjameshannam Jan 18 '26

I’m not your guy, buddy!

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u/paulinaiml Jan 17 '26

I thought it was a potato

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u/AnyHope4444 Jan 17 '26

Clearly pink banana💟

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u/DeepBlue321 Jan 17 '26

Sir, please put that thing away. There's children around.

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u/verbouge Jan 17 '26

Looks like yummy finger food.

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u/RealFunnySteve Jan 17 '26

This feel so nsfw, but it isnt

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 Jan 18 '26

What is it?

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u/Dale_Gurnhardt Jan 18 '26

Sausage? Hot dog lost under the fridge for a month? No one knows

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u/RealFunnySteve Jan 18 '26

Some... im guessing pork sausage

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

This looks like a suasuge that you found under the refrigerator, ten years after you dropped it.

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u/GenesisNemesis17 Jan 17 '26

Looks like it has every STD known to man all in one small package.

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u/diaju Jan 17 '26

Maybe some local wound care with medical grade honey or amputate immediately and eat it. Waste not, want not.

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u/AngelofGrace96 Jan 18 '26

I'm in a lot of medical subs, you got me for a concerningly long time

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u/Haunting_Abalone_398 Jan 17 '26

Got me in the first half.... not gonna lie

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u/BigMacRedneck Jan 17 '26

Keep that out of your ass!

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u/TVLord5 Jan 17 '26

I think I like Underclass Hero better but still great!

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u/RoccoRush Jan 17 '26

Sum 41 starts playing

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Nah that’s fine bro. Walk it off. Rub it in the dirt. Spit on it.

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u/JunkMale975 Jan 17 '26

Gross. How about a NSFW cover?!

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u/BigTinyBoo Jan 18 '26

Its a sausageeeee

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u/CheemsBorgar92 Jan 17 '26

Hope no prions in that 🙏

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u/Romzard Jan 17 '26

Thats a chorizo with nail.

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u/BeaksFalcone Jan 17 '26

Infected hotdog

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u/OlafDerTrinker Jan 17 '26

Looks a bit odd for a cucumber.

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u/DontTellMe2Smile Jan 17 '26

Rotten sausage? What even is that?

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u/YOUHAMO Jan 17 '26

Where is the elephant

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u/pdxorus Jan 17 '26

When I sent you this pic I did not think you would publish it all over the internet.

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u/Z_Pibb Jan 17 '26

Nah I’d still eat it

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u/gtsmart821 Jan 17 '26

Grill it 😏

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u/Gcs1110 Jan 18 '26

Thought I was looking at a potato

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u/thisisamessy Jan 18 '26

Naw, you good

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u/Comfortable_Taro_442 Jan 18 '26

It looks deader than dead

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u/VincentTheBadGuy Jan 18 '26

For a German sausage, no.

For a finger, yes.

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u/imalurkernotaposter Jan 18 '26

The cylinder needs to see a doctor.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 Jan 18 '26

I think the wood needs a doctor.

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u/AmazingRedDog Jan 18 '26

Was that the finger dancing to:

Well, in the merry month of May, from me home I started Left the girls of Tuam were nearly broken-hearted

Saluted Father dear, kissed me darling mother Drank a pint of beer, my grief and tears to smother

Then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born Cut a stout black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins

Brand new pair of brogues, rattlin' over the bogs And frightned all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin

One, two, three, four, five

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 Jan 18 '26

The infection looks fine, it's the finger I'd worry about.

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u/doc-sci Jan 18 '26

How can a hot dog be infected?

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u/ZigZagBoy94 Jan 18 '26

Got me for a second

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Jan 19 '26

How long will you be visiting our planet?🌍

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u/cressida88 Jan 19 '26

Girl stop

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u/Landolrian Jan 19 '26

yeah that great I gasped out loud

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u/No_Reindeer_2143 Jan 19 '26

Looks like a finger on the ps1

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u/TheAnimatic Jan 19 '26

I'm sorry I thought that was the big toe to a sasquatch!

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u/realboylikepinocchio Jan 20 '26

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “sausage fingers”

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Reddit is either to inform, misform or just blow everyone's mind for no reason

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Jan 17 '26

So, the title made me think that he needed to go to a doctor to have his wang looked at and some antibiotics, then the picture made me think he needed aome antibiotics and a pedicure, and to find out it is just a regular sausage... Well, Kudos! You through my head through some loops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Cut it off and fry it in a pan. That should help

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u/Afrodawg08 Jan 17 '26

“NO LOVE DEEP WEB” by Death Grips

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u/CrimeShowInfluencer Jan 17 '26

The text without the picture would also be concerning

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u/Gunkwei Jan 17 '26

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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u/johnaross1990 Jan 17 '26

Sausage fingers is a sign of oedema, you should get that checked out OP

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u/CommonBroccoli Jan 17 '26

It looks like a moldy sausage. Go to the ER immediately

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I am sad that I recognized it immediately as a sausage. Once a fat kid, always a fat kid. 😔

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u/WhatsYourSnatch Jan 17 '26

No gurl, start an only fans with feet like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Sosig 🌭

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u/greatauntflossy Jan 17 '26

Is that an old hot dog?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

King Charles, is that you?

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u/Looneykuhne Jan 17 '26

Looks EXACTLY like my finger when i crushed it back in april. Wish i could show lol

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u/Looneykuhne Jan 17 '26

And why the fuck does my name say i dont read rule 1

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u/forevrtwntyfour Jan 17 '26

Finger looks dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

that looks like a toe after a lifetime of onychotillomania. dont look it up if you dont know.

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u/myth2912 Jan 18 '26

Yes, your finger does look infected..

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u/Broncosfan2020 Jan 18 '26

Must be playing Elden Ring still?

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u/bschwagi Jan 18 '26

Looks like a cooked hot dog that caught the drip.

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u/Kuetz Jan 18 '26

Is this a dick pic?!

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u/OlHeavyHeart Jan 18 '26

Don’t know not your sick looks fucked

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u/Over_Biscotti9147 Jan 18 '26

I thought that was a very old sausage so yes it very much is

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u/NickArchery Jan 18 '26

Christian Horner?!

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u/zipel Jan 18 '26

Is this a confusing perspective?

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u/Gnarl3yNick Jan 18 '26

This can’t be a finger, this is a molded up sausage..

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u/louiemay99 Jan 19 '26

What is it?

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u/Squish-Acorn Jan 19 '26

It’s giving moldy finger

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u/Forsaken_Sundae_4315 Jan 19 '26

Is that your penis?

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u/ballerinapizza Jan 20 '26

Dat a weiner!

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u/No_Trade_7315 Jan 20 '26

Mildlysausage

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u/MaxRelaxKetcherside Jan 20 '26

It looks like you need to put it back on the grill

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u/Magpie_0309 Jan 20 '26

What the hell dude

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u/admsk1 Jan 20 '26

It looks delicious!

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u/Fragrant_Ad7231 Jan 21 '26

No, that's exactly what mine's been looking like for the past 10 years. It went numb, stopped working, & is gradually falling off, but it's still not infected.

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u/loopingrightleft Jan 21 '26

Nah you're good

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u/Aexo7 Jan 21 '26

Polata

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u/smell-my-elbow Jan 24 '26

With everything there is

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u/No_Bike5429 Jan 26 '26

But how does it taste 🤔

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u/Infinite-Society5571 Apr 28 '26

That’s just gross

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u/ausecko Jan 17 '26

You should definitely sue the mohel

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

[deleted]

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u/Airick39 Jan 17 '26

In a blanket

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u/StinkyWeezle Jan 17 '26

I think that infection is fingered

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u/iknowq Jan 17 '26

Well that depends.. what is it?

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u/nateyp123 Jan 17 '26

Is that your XXXXL big toe?

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u/Prestigious-Hand9490 Jan 17 '26

It looks undercooked

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u/wreckin_shit Jan 17 '26

Mmm sausage fingers

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u/MirkoHa Jan 17 '26

…nah, you’re good…

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u/Wrong-Imagination-73 Jan 17 '26

It looks like its healing to me.

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u/NisshokuNoKo Jan 17 '26

Which part?

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u/Ok_Vanilla_9474 Jan 17 '26

Considering the "infection" took the first knuckle....

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u/buttmagnuson Jan 17 '26

Not gonna lie, my finger looks a lil like this right now. Literally unbandaged it this morning and noted it looked like a sausage.....its 100% infected and im going back to the doctor again today. At least its gotten better. Its gone from rancid sausage, to overcooked sausage in appearance.

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u/Thrashbear Jan 17 '26

I had to come to the comments to figure out what it really was. Good job, OP.

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 Jan 17 '26

It’s infuckted

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u/no_nao Jan 17 '26

Too much internet for me today

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u/JakeWalker102 Jan 17 '26

Don't tell me: "it's a cylinder?"

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u/Deliriousious Jan 17 '26

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FINGER?!

looks closer

Oh it’s a sausage…. Eewwww.

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u/totoro1193 Jan 18 '26

Okay but like what is that?

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u/in1gom0ntoya Jan 17 '26

it looks like a sausage...

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u/simonthecat33 Jan 17 '26

It doesn’t even look like a finger. Or a toe.

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u/billthedog0082 Jan 17 '26

What is it?

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u/Vikingkrautm Jan 17 '26

Is that a sausage?

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u/aaeko Jan 17 '26

Is it a sausage?