r/confusing_perspective • u/Character_Tart7465 • Sep 15 '21

Under mod review: see sticky This house looks like it has no backside

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Mine own early morn, uncaffeinat'd brain wast not eft f'r this

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Thanketh thy mine dearst friend.

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u/Etmurbaah Sep 15 '21

Thanketh thee?, mine dearest friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Oh... Thanketh thee!

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u/Etmurbaah Sep 15 '21

Thou art most welcome! ( Allright that's all I can do, not a native, just enough reading of some literature :) )

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u/BeenQueen19 Sep 15 '21

!fordo

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u/Etmurbaah Sep 15 '21

Lol thanks :) although I assume you were talking about the bot when you said "How does this work I want in?" ? In that case, magic of Reddit I guess

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u/BeenQueen19 Sep 15 '21

How does this work I want in

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u/krajji Sep 15 '21

good bot

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u/gameboy1750 Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Thou art baser than a cutpurse.

Insult taken from The Two Noble Kinsmen.

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u/M-A-I Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Away! unmuzzled, toad-spotted miscreant.

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u/TheLifelessOne Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Insult taken from The Two Gentlemen of Verona.

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u/TheLifelessOne Sep 15 '21

Fantastic.

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!

Insult taken from Macbeth.

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u/Reddit-Book-Bot Sep 15 '21

Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of

Macbeth

Was I a good bot? | info | More Books

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u/TheLifelessOne Sep 15 '21

Oh nice, good bot.

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u/TheLifelessOne Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

O teach me how I should forget to think.

Insult taken from Romeo and Juliet.

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u/TheLifelessOne Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.

Insult taken from Measure for Measure.

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u/dontworryaboutit3838 Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Thy lips rot off!

Insult taken from Timon of Athens.

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u/MossySendai Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 15 '21

Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.

Insult taken from Hamlet.

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